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HR: What is Java?
Me: Ah... OOP... uhm... is a programming language... *awkward silence*... Yep, that's all
HR: Congrats, you have bombed the interview

Source: Me from few days ago ._.

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  • 4
    Me: A giant cluster fuck.

    HR: Ummm... we appreciate honesty, but you are not quite who we are looking for.
  • 5
    Hr what is (...)
    Me: replies with anything....
    Hr: this guy replied so he must understand what's he saying.
  • 1
    @GyroGearloose nah, that probably will only happen in an alternate universe where the cows can fly
  • 2
    Well... It happens a lot in my area :p
    I'm a CNC operator (milling machine run by g-code). 9 out of 10 interviewers understand shit about my work...
    Like, one interview I went threy were asking for 10 different specializations...
    Comparing to the computer world imagine a recruiter that is hiring someone to fill some excel tables and demands as requirements knowledge with 10 different languages, deep knowledge of the windows and Mac systems, all lynux command terminals, front end, back end, assembly and cobolt... To fill some excel tables :p
    Like, I am a designer, programmer and machine operator but did 3 formations, one for each area... And I'm getting minimum wage...
  • 1
    @GyroGearloose I feel you man, imagine using excel sheets as a project or patch management process in an IT company...fml
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