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"Wow, that's so sweet of you, I'm kinda impressed you managed to pull that off, you are a very kind and nice person"

So much sugar, choking on that sweetness !!!!

"I'm legally blind"

import os

while(1):
os.fork()

No worries on updating it every year

I wanna do so many things but Fuck masturbation

Him: everything is hackable, you know
Me: oh well, enlighten me with an example.
Him: well take for example whatsapp, which was bought by facebook, so if Facebook is hackable, then why not WhatsApp
Me: ok, so tell me how do you hack Facebook ?
Him: just like how you hack WhatsApp.
Me: *digs in the Bosch toolkit to find and drilling machine* How about I drill some knowledge into you? *evil jack nicholson (the shining) smile*

Why the Fuck I keep forgetting human names and keep replacing it with variable .........???
Apparently Jessica is var1
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( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
:＜￣｀ヽ、　　　　　　　／￣＞
　ゝ、　　＼　／⌒ヽ,ノ 　/´
　　　ゝ、　`（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／
　　 　　>　 　 　,ノ
　　　　　∠_,,,/´”

AI while recruiting
"Hey we see you are a full stack dev on your profile, but why are you here exactly ?"

So Mr robot s3 has started & is already 6 episodes in, why hasn't the hype built up this time like last season ?

Cum* not come

My classroom had this, nice inspiration
Bad UX

Literally my inbox me right now (in comments)

Can machine learning kill my boss ?

😂😂😂

Pass me the aux
We about to hop

So apparently intel found some flaws
https://web.archive.org/web/...

Why is this happening ?

Guy: why don't you invest $1000 in a smartphone when you have money laying around
Me: I have around $400 smartphone and it gets shit done
Guy: yeah but why save money when you have so much laying around in the bank
Me: you richfags need to STFU right now

EA always fucks....

This message was sent through the microwaves in air

Given the pace of technology, I propose we leave math to the machines and play outside

so much confusion....

Crypto currency platform
https://github.com/LiskHQ/lisk

Wtf rebakah ???

Ohhh the opportunities *sighes and continues towards the weird box*

Darkest client description.

With a gift since birth, if you answer this riddle: Who I be?
The fetus of a demon,
Semen from the tip.
Of the penis I'm the only thing
That you see when you're dreaming,
Armageddon and aftermath
This may blog in paragraphs.
Sit on a throne, full of X's and bones
Blowing smoke and I laugh.
Turning sinners like you,
Into my personal acid tabs.
Let me put you up on game,
I've been shot, burned, and stabbed, and still ain't deceased,
I carry the mark of the beast
Now can you tell me
Who the fuck I be?
Client, as the guyreplies
Wine, red wine was the color of his eyes
Coughing a lot of blood like Piru, but he slowly dies
As his eyes close shut, in prison was his eternal life

Realisation of the client being devil.

Is it legal and ethical if I make closed source software using open source tools ?

Boi ✋✋✋✋

Windows 3.1, the best of the best