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The bad thing about high turnover is being forced to remind people constantly that you don’t like physical contact.6
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*Researching Multi-model database options for my tech-stack*
*finds ArangoDB*
*goes on homepage*
*gets greeted by a dude waving his hand and pointing towards a CTA*
*whatthefuck.gif*
*closes the pop-up*
*doesnt close, shrinks to the corner of the screen*
*dude keeps waving his hand*
*cant read documentation for 1 minute without getting distracted by an uncloseable pop-up*
*closes tab*
*crosses out ArangoDB*
Dear ArangoDB,
please invest in your product, instead of brainfarts from a marketing intern.1 -
Some college professors are just assholes, shitty assholes. I get it, a late assignment is a late assignment, but 7 minutes... it takes no effort to accepts a 7-minute late assignment. I can't think of another reason other you just being an asshole.
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I have this lingering dissatisfaction with the companies I work for, the projects I work on, and the people I work with. So, to solve this problem, changing companies, departments, projects and teams were common.
But the problem seems to never cease because everywhere I go, I'm always there.7 -
Is it just me, or companies using the word “supercharge” is cringe? Supercharge your coding skills, supercharge your productivity, supercharge this, supercharge that. WTF does that even mean?10
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It's always fun to learn from your COLLEAGUES that you're about to leave the project and should hand off your responsibilities to them.
And when you ask your manager WTF?? you're replied with "calm down, nothing's decided yet, we're only talking at this point"2 -
Do you guys eat at cafeteria at work?
Do you guys eat lunch alone at work?
I read a book called "Never eat alone" a while back yet I still eat alone everyday for the last 1 year because I'm burned out. No energy.
However, I now want to sit and talk to someone whom also always eats alone but I know that person. Which recently joined our company.17 -
Brazilian phonk, VERY aggressive bass boosted loud music is my new dose of adrenaline injection pre and during workout9
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Anybody tried the Work Cafe by Santander? I was in Warsaw Poland on semi vacation/scouting exercise. I had half a days work to do so I visited one of these work cafes. Very impressed! Free desk, free power and free fast wifi, they even gave me a free coffee cis i’m a santander customer in the uk. Stay as long as you want, they even have sound proof phone booths and a number of rooms to have private meetings that you can book in advance. This is so cool and something that will be great when I eventually move there. Anybody else have them in their city? Well don Santander!2
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fucking rude, that's what it is. Start chatting in a language not everyone in the room understands. It's also de quickest way to make me deslike you, even if I myself understand the language.
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In my eyes it literally downgrade the speakers from humans to monkeys quasi permanently9 -
Why in all fucks would you NOT preconfigure your language client BUT provide a shitload of highly biased default shortcuts just IN CASE some sorry soul took time to preconfigure one.
I'ma be totally honest here, Neovim has lost its way. Every single day I pick it up there's a fuckton of shitty new default bindings...
But that's not the worst of it
You see, they've cramming all sorts of shitty code in there. Like this one default commenting plugin... It does in 600 lines what my setup does in 50. Why? Because, while mine uses the lpeg lib maintainers decided to cram into the editor, the other does a fuckton of hacks so fucked that refactoring is impossible, impossível! Despicable.
Now, their C codebase... Ok, ok arena beats vanilla malloc, alright, kudos to that, BUT refactoring out that old fart of quasillions of legacy C? MADNESS! They should be focused on adding built-in auto completion??? Well-defined syntax highlighting conventions? A FUCKING FUZZY PICKER for fucksakes!! But, oh no, we've got better things to do like FUCKING THE USER IN THEIR ASSSSSSS
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DIS-FUCKINGTRESSED here
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK6 -
We have gotten a rebranding 'document' that we have to implement. It contains 1 image, 4 colors and a new font excluding the font name. Nothing more.
How the fuck did the company pay so much for something so bare bones...2 -
Got an interview request for a new job. They mostly do WordPress. I don't want to touch WordPress.
Talked to the Project Manager woman on the phone about the job, seems decent.
Sounds like a nice place to work at, but I just can't do the WordPress thing, man.7 -
When people say that Gen Z is fucked, I used to scoff at them thinking it's not that bad as they make it out to be.
But I've witnessed it first hand now, it's real. Totally real. I only spoke about my salaries in my resume video and people are actually thanking me for telling the truth.
They're soooo used to getting told lies to, that someone even speaking a little bit truth is mind blowing to them. It breaks my heart, honestly.3