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Thanks Cortana... you're making me more sad now.

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  • 4
    Ewwww Windows!
  • 3
    I think cortana wants to be your special someone this year.
  • 1
    AI is getting some emotions, mhm interesting... haha
  • 4
    Microsoft marketing teams think all their users are like the models photographed for their ads. Young, extroverted, and romantically successful always.
  • 2
    @stackodev yeah, why couldn't they just been like "It's Valentine's day in 2 days, incase you wanted to buy/make something for a loved one."

    And that's it. No undertone persuasion of any kind
  • 12
    Roses are red,
    reminders are great,
    since I stalk you and know you're single, here's some porn to masturbate
  • 0
    Hate Windows
  • 0
    That is a thorn, you will get scorn, better to just die alone.
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