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Salkir
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If life is a function I hope that I won’t return null.

Or at least throw an exception the developer of All this has to handle and carefully think about 😈

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  • 1
    What about return undefined?
  • 1
    @sunfishcc depends on where and how my life was called 🤔
  • 1
    @Salkir my life has something to do with js.
    God damn it 🤦‍♂️
  • 0
    @AlexDeLarge I don't need pease, all i need is everyone to live me alone so that I have time to do my side projects!!!
  • 0
    @AlexDeLarge Somehow, that sounds very sad
  • 1
    Maybe it's a moment of absolute piss 8) But seriously, I (almost) died once, having cardiac arrest for 45". I felt nauseated to death first and then passed out. When I was reanimated I had no idea what happened. Nurse had to tell me.

    I was lying down when it happened. Was a check up in hospital after a kitchen fire. 🔥 Apparently my blood pressure went that low my heart stopped beating. No heart problems or anything like that.
  • 0
    Anyway, I just wanted to say there's nothing special about it. It's like being born. (My wife, who was standing next to me, probably disagrees...)
  • 1
    Heh, I wonder if a piece of code could enjoy the moment.
  • 0
    if(dead){
    while(true){
    haunt(@beleg)
    }
    }

    😁👻😁
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