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We have to stop getting annoyed and recognize our powers. Not all of us can hack but people think we can. And we have to use that to our advantage.
If you answer "yes, why?" you get a good story at least, plus an opportunity to mess with people at best.
( Can u hack? )
( Can u hack facebook? )
Would be classic scenario
Mizz14181631ytell him to proceed sucking dick
Remove them from your contacts immediately
@norman70688 you can tell them you hacked <big company here>. As prove you look for a page where you can add your text via get-parameter (e.g. search page). If that looks too obvious just tinyurl or bitly it. Voila, you were able to get your content on that page and they witnessed it, therefore you must have hacked them
Meta36021yCensorship level: oops
I've started just saying yes, because depending on your definition of hacking, we can be doing it in multiple ways. Trimming trees? Yeah, just hack that branch right off. Programming? You're making the computer do something new, which it may or may not have been intended to do (the engineers haven't thought of every use case have they?). Ever reverse engineered a script? Well, that could be hacking right? Just say yes and be done with it, and tell them if they want something hacked you won't because you don't want to be arrested.
the0ne252981yHappens to me everyday. People always think you play something when you're on the pc. Only exception are other devs ;D
My response would be: Yes I can hack - I know computers really well and I can create programs in clever ways
Response(probably): can you hack facebook
Me: I do not use facebook, what you probably meant is cracking, which is illegal and I am sure the police would be interested to hear that you wanted to hire someone to conduct illegal activities, have a nice day :)
(yes, I am usually this passively offensive which why one of my ex-gfs broke up with me 🙂)
@D3add3d being passive aggressive is a gift
freakko7501yWe need more 'Owo' in this world from people who waste their time playing games.
Go help people cross the street or something you spineless sack of meat susceptible to cheap addiction inducing game mechanics ("Ooh, I completed this shit quest to fetch some useless thing in a non-existent world, I'm so successful in life let's do another one!")
Disclaimer: I used to play a shitload of games and am still appaled by the amount of time I wasted (and still do whenever one grabs me unexpectedly).
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