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RemyRm
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Dear client who called me at 5 a.m with the "emergency" of not having internet. I am not your ISP. Fuck off.

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  • 31
    Your tags contain the worst possible punishment
  • 23
    Rule #1: Never sleep before putting phone on Airplane mode

    on a side note, hope he steps with his socks on, on COLD water, that's the real pain
  • 3
    @gitpush Do not Disturb mode is enough for me
  • 3
    @filthyranter that could work but I want everyone to know I'm not fucking available, and not just not able to answer
  • 6
    Client: I don't care. Find another way. I want it done. Not my job, your job. 🤣
  • 2
    @gitpush There are apps for auto-denying and auto-replying calls with some exclusions for some contacts
  • 3
    @gitpush I normally do, but I was on call duty for real emergencies... Long live 24/7 support
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  • 0
    Why even pick up the phone? Seriously... 5 A.M.
  • 1
    @telephantasm 24/7 support and i had to be on call for the night, in case someone had real issues (not that i think alot of issues are worthy of being awoke for at 5 a.m but hey, they pay me 50% for the hours i spent sleeping)
  • 0
    @filthyranter at least he didn't wish him to step on a lego...
  • 0
    @julkali and at least he's not stepping in a cold water with socks and Lego brick in them while dancing with Jacob Satorious - Sweatshirt turned on at max volume for 5 hours and all of it is streamed to YouTube, Twitch, Facebook and Instagram.
  • 3
    I came here because I died laughing at your tag of stepping in water with socks on 😂😂😂
  • 1
    @RemyRm the literal worst is being on call. I'm on call right now. I'm dying.
  • 0
    @QueenMorgana I wish you the best of luck, may your night be peaceful!
  • 1
    @RemyRm it was. Minus the scheduled 0500 reconvene. I'm not a morning person. 0500 is only ok when I'm still up at that hour, not for waking up.
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