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Why do all complain about PHP? At least it is not Java:D

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  • 28
    Why do everyone complain about Java ?

    Atleast it is not PHP :D
  • 4
    @ItsNotMyFault

    Why do all complain about PHP?

    At least it is not Java:D
  • 9
    Why is anyone complaining about any programming language?
  • 3
    @mohammed
    Why do everyone complain about Java?
    At least it is not PHP:D
  • 6
    Oh it's this again. That means soon someone's going to mention JS' type system without understanding it
  • 1
    at least in case of recursion you are united
  • 2
    @SPie @inaba Why you guys broke the chain and killed the fun!
  • 2
    Why do everyone complain about PHP? At least its not perl
  • 4
    "The chain of fun"
    New blockchain idea 🤔
  • 4
    why do all java...php

    while do all java php

    while do all java && php

    while (java && php) {

    class Complain {

    echo system.out complaint + java.complaint + php.complain();

    while (AllJava && AllPHP) Complain complaintComment = new Complain();

    endwhile;

    ?>

    this is what scrambled through my head

    i hate and try to stay away from both
  • 2
    @mohammed sorry, didn't notice the fun.
  • 5
    Here we go again...

    Use whatever the fuck you want to use. You like Java? Well code in Java until you can't code in Java anymore. You like PHP? Well write all the lines of PHP you physically can.

    Everyone's got a fucking preference, so just use what the fuck you want. I, and many others, genuinely don't give two shits what languages you like. You do you, and I'll do me. Just don't be an obnoxious cunt about your language being better. Each language has parts about it that are shit, so hop of your high horse.
  • 3
    @Stuxnet

    it's a rant site, ppl gona rant

    it's labeled as a joke
  • 3
    @zlice I get that. But these language vs language wars (not that this is a are, but that do happen) are fucking stupid, pointless, and old as fuck at this point.
  • 0
    @UltraJason p*rl is pretty much the reason PHP became popular in the first place. Anything was better than p*rl
  • 1
    @Stuxnet

    ya it is def re-hashed, i haven't even been here long x-x
  • 5
    PHP gave me a traumatic mental break, causing me to lose a job and left me in a suicidal depression for a few years.

    PHP is the worst tool to ever exist.
  • 2
    @greyfade My mums alcoholism stopped around the same time I quit PHP
  • 3
    Why do everyone complain about high level programming languages? At least it's not Assembly:D
  • 2
    P.S. I don't hate Assembly
  • 3
    @alanturingisgod

    i LOVE - assembly

    i want to molest, ass-embly

    div-push-pop-push-pop-lea-xxxor-mul-nop-ret
  • 0
    Almost makes sense, but they were designed for different contexts.
    Ps. Although perl seems to not be designed, just pooped up
    @ItsNotMyFault
  • 4
    Some say, that most devastating pandemic called Black Death in the Middle Ages, was a form of proto-PHP.
  • 4
    ... atleast it's not brainfuck.
  • 6
    Why do all complain about English? At least its not Mandarin:D
  • 1
    I prefer java over php personally
  • 1
    Everyone... Everyone...

    They are both just terrible...
  • 1
    Not this crap again..
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