I woke up randomly at about 3:40 last night with the feeling that someone was watching me. I had this feeling quite a lot, but this time it felt more powerful. I get out of bed and turn my phone’s flashlight on. My heart stopped, but then it continued after I realized that it was my fucking dog. Now, this was especially mentally fucking for the following reasons:
•The dog has recently gotten shaved so he looked like a fucking naked man(aside from the dog features)
•I had just gotten back from a week long RV trip and he wasn’t there, so I sorta forgot that he does this shit.
•It was FUCKING 3:40 AM!!
Looks like I won’t be sleeping for a couple nights.

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