A: You're giving me a headache. Go get me some aspirins or a hammer.

B: Hammer? What's for?

A: Misery loves company.

Me: She'll hit your head with it.

B: What did I do wrong?

Me: Dude, with A that's a fuckin foreplay.

A: Where's MY hammer?!

(Here comes along C, oblivious to everything)

C: what's this thing I heard about a hammer?

Me: we're going to give A a hammer so she could bang B with it.

C: (°ロ°) !


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