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[On the phone]

Parents: When are you going to settle and have a family?!
Me: Why?
Parents: Don't you want to have kids?
Me: You mean YOU want to have grandchildren.
Parents: ...
Me:...
Parents: You're going to die an old man and alone.
Me: Old devs don't die, they just get refactored.

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