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gintko
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I so fucking hate php...

Accidentally created dependency loop in application, of course got memory leak to the point that I fucking need to restart everything now, but I can’t fucking even stop php server or close browser tab.

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  • 4
    ... ...and... ... it's php fault?🤔
  • 1
    @HomeAlone sure. It’s HP fault if you have a loop between two switches and you don’t use spanning trees
  • 1
    Accidentally? ...and it's PHP fault 🤣🤣🤣
  • 0
    @error503 don’t be a smart ass, ok?

    @HomeAlone @2lazy2debug Php has memory and timeout limit, so if fucking limit was reached it should just terminate my app and tell me about that, but no instead it punishes me by crashing whole fucking server, that I can’t even restart without forcing. Funny thing, it works just right with cli, not with php native server though.
  • 3
    @gintko php-cli and php-fpm have different php.ini with different setti gs, so it's normal that they behave differently.

    For what i see, the problem is in your code... Don't take it wrong, but the php interpreter is doing it's work, it's not its fault if the code leads to an infinite loop or whatever the problem could be...

    In bash i can write a fork bomb that totally freeze my computer; though it's not bash fault if i do it 😉
  • 4
    i hate ferrari's, lost my teeth in a crash driving +200mph trough a corner in a residential zone
  • 0
    I hate my phone, i threw it from space and it no longer works
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