Yo mama so fat you need arrays to store her weight.

  • 10
    Apply some cold american beer to the wound.
  • 12
    She's so fat that you reference her with a pointer instead of copying her data
  • 7
    She's so fat that she overflows a long long int
  • 4
    She's so fat they built a 128 bit processor to work with her weight
  • 3
    My favourite tech-fat-mama joke was this one: Yo mama so fat, to figure out her monthly food spending I had to Hadoop her receipts.
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