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xzvf
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Is the following an appropriate response to an incredibly annoying moronic cunt?(Don't ask what made me write this)

You are the most annoying person I've ever met. Your speech, appearance and behaviour are worse than torture.

First your speech, we live in a developed nation, not a mix of an African slum and US streets, so speak appropriately.

Second your appearance, if you want to be taken seriously don't look like a mix between a homeless person, a caveman, a 9yo and a diva wearing a
party hat.

Third your behaviour, it's like your parents didn't raise you, but caveman did. Manners, politeness and common sense are not a plus, they are basic requirements. Oh, and not acting like you have an IQ<10 is also a good thing

You are the kind of person I don't even want my worst enemies to have to deal with.
I want to give you some free advice:
SHUT YOUR GODDAMN SPEAKING HOLE, USE IT ONLY FOR EATING AND SUCKING DICKS, NOT TO BROADCAST YOUR AIDS INFECTED SHIT YOU CALL "NORMAL SPEECH". AND IF YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM ME, AT LEAST GIVE ME SOME VERY BASIC RESPECT BY LISTENING TO WHAT I SAY AND BY BEING POLITE!

I hope you go to hell, where you'll be subject to:
-Your own behavior 24/7
-Satan fucking you with a VX covered roll of barbed wire.

Whatever causes you the most pain, the emotional trauma, the poison or the bleedingI think #1) you shall relive for the rest of eternity!

Comments
  • 13
    Way, WAY too much effort.

    "Not with wrath does one kill, but with laughter." (Nietzsche)
  • 9
    Lol if you actually take the time to write and send such a comment, you've already lost.
  • 9
    @Stuxnet exactly because it shows he fucking cares a lot. It boils down to putting energy into that shit, and that creates binding. Binding to shit is the root of suffering.

    Don't bind - dissolve.

    But the rant itself is high quality, only the DevRant cactus is missing. :-)
  • 5
    @Fast-Nop You can't put effort into insults.

    They come or they don't. If they do, fine. If not, oh well. Don't lose sleep over it.
  • 2
    To add to the points @Stuxnet and @Fast-Nop have made, you never really want to mention IQ in any form of insult/argument. In most cases, it just makes you look pretentious for referencing it.
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  • 3
    Woah people, this is dev rant, not dev manage your anger in a constructive way.
    *Eye roll*
  • 3
    Quality rant.. but out of a burning curiosity, what caused it?
  • 3
    Sounds like an appropriate rant for current week.
  • 2
    @Condor An annoying cunt, daily over the last month or so.
    I won't go into more detail, I'll get pissed again.
  • 2
    @irene Not a coworker though.
  • 2
    @xzvf hmm, I see.. is it possible to avoid them perhaps? I've found that it's pretty much impossible to change dense people like the one you're describing.. ignorance is bliss.
  • 2
    @Condor I try but it's extremely hard(school).
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    @xzvf hmm, good point.. I've had a similar issue with a bitch from the daytime classes (I was exempted through tests from all of them except for one required one about politics.. hated it) that loved to gossip and talk trash on me. I could've killed her if only there was such a thing as the Purge. Morbid thoughts aside, it was pretty difficult to avoid her.. eventually something snapped in me due to other issues in those classes (teacher pushing her own political agenda, which happened to clash with mine) and I quit going to those classes. Perhaps I'll go to Brussels to get my diploma through exam commission instead.. I mean I'd literally only need to study French for it, all the other topics I'm already schooled on, or easily recalled/rediscovered through the tests without the need for study. But I digress. Point is, I dropped out because I couldn't deal with the bullshit anymore, and couldn't avoid it either. Hopefully you'll be able to. By all means try it.. don't let that emotional bucket get a buffer overflow!
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