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rEaL-jAsE
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I think I'm falling in love again. With a female this time. And she thinks programming is cool. Am I in hell? This doesn't seem right to me. It's a trap. It's got to be.

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  • 12
    She's not a woman
  • 5
    Trap gurl best gurl 😏
  • 5
    @JKyll well ...as long as the penis is clean... I don't mind lol
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  • 10
    It's a trap! Not the penis bearing trap but a bear trap one.
  • 5
    @irene 😂 yeah you're prolly right... She has two kids too. Which I don't mind ... It's kinda cool actually. It means I don't have to wait 9 months I can have two kids now while I'm waiting for the rest 😂
  • 16
    @rEaL-jAsE woah... A woman with kids. Red flag! Red flag! 😱
  • 3
    @irene Thats the best fucking thing I've read in a while xD You've made my day.
    Gonna write that down
  • 2
    @Marl3x aaaaaand I've deleted that just now. Btw it rhymes in Russian
  • 3
    @irene what did you delete? I didn't see it 😭
  • 8
    @rEaL-jAsE "There's no better vagina than your buddy's anus."
  • 1
    @irene I don't understand it 😭
  • 2
    Two kids? More like two red flags
  • 2
    There’s no love in this world. Everything is a transaction.
  • 1
    It's about context. It's only a red flag if she went chasing after him not the other way around or if it 'just happened'.
  • 3
    @Hubot-0x58 "Yes."

    @rEaL-jAsE Don't forget to do the thing before any important decision.
  • 4
    There is still some love left. Keep talking like that you keep believing it the more you believe it the more your heart is hardened and the more than happens the less you can love. The less you can love the less love there is for other people to receive. You too are part of the problem. @freeme
  • 3
    @Jilano what? Lol. What thing?
  • 1
    Good luck with that fullstack ! 😂
  • 3
    @rEaL-jAsE I'm not habilitated to explain that to you, so I'll let @-ANGRY-CLIENT- do it.
  • 3
    @Jilano oh do you mean I need to masturbate before making a decision? (Don't ask me how I came to that conclusion because I don't know lol)
  • 6
    @rEaL-jAsE you certainly do. So your mind won't be boggled with reproduction things.
  • 3
    @Jilano AAAAARGHHHHHH! Y DIS NO WORK!!!! FUCKING DEV! GONNA GET BACK TO MY #ANGRY_CLIENT_ARMY!
    I AM VERY ANGRY! OOOF!

    (I am not sure why he really mentioned me. I did not understand his comment, as well as you, @rEaL-jAsE)
    PS: Just leaving a random ass shit comment to show that I have been here and read Jilano's comment.
  • 5
    @freeme what is love?
  • 6
    @irene bby don't hurt me
  • 4
    @irene Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more
  • 4
    @irene but that's exactly what I want to do. I want to reproduce all my features and bugs. I can't fix them in myself, but I know I can fix them in someone else. :/
  • 5
    @rEaL-jAsE bad plan. Very bad plan. Kids will hate you.
  • 3
    @irene but when they're old enough to understand why I raised them a certain way they will be grateful because their lives will be way better than what it would have been had I let them make the same mistakes as I did.
  • 4
    @rEaL-jAsE nope. Will still hate for trying to make them your second version. People learn only from own mistakes.
  • 1
    @irene I disagree slightly. But in do high right now I don't even care about right or wrong at this point.
  • 2
    Hahaha my rep count is a Boeing plane
  • 3
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- "Wow I feel rewarded now! Thanks!"

    It's okay, @rEaL-jAsE found on his own :D

    By the way, J-Man, you need lots of kids if you want to test (almost) every possible outcome!
  • 4
    @Jilano yeah I know lol..I have to turn on my god mode
  • 3
    @Jilano I shall be fruitful and multiply
  • 1
    i would fck u so hardd
  • 3
    @irene lol makes me smile
  • 4
    I tried that, twice..

    First time, ended up with me being penniless and homeless..

    Second time, ended up with me being penniless and homeless..

    Do you begin to notice a pattern..

    I can recommend a few things if you try:

    Get a vasectomy, so you don't produce any more kids by 'accident'..

    Don't live together, unless you fancy losing the place you live in, and all of your money at some point.

    Some possible problems you will face:

    What happens when one of the kids gets bullied at school, what do you do ?

    What happens when one of the kids is the bully at school..

    How do you stop them repeatedly getting worms..

    How do you stop them stealing other peoples stuff, taking it home and then you get arrested with stolen stuff in your house..
  • 2
    Love is just an illusion.

    Designed to make you stupid..

    Relationships are as a wise friend of mine once said, transitory, eg. they don't last forever.

    At some point your partner will dump U 4 someone better, & if you are unlucky, screw you over in the process.

    As such, if U can enter a relationship with an exit plan, then not so bad.

    But kids..

    So risky !

    One wrong move & your in prison.

    "But officer I was only searching their room for drugs.." = emotional abuse, how many years in jail is that..

    Actually, U can find yourself in a situation where whichever move you make, is the wrong move..

    Then its time to leave !

    So unless you can live in some country where the laws are lax, and U can afford to hire a dozen staff to help look after those kids, then U will B a highly disposable assert easily replaced if there are any issues with you.

    Easily take U a decade of your life to sort out any problem there, & cost you everything, & even your future.
  • 7
    A wise man once said...
  • 1
    @Nanos what country do you live in?
  • 3
    @Nanos oh fuck...
  • 2
    @irene that ☝️
  • 0
    @karma 😭😭😭 you're rly confusing me tonight.
  • 1
    @rEaL-jAsE I know right?!?! 👀🥊🍴👍
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    Fork first, commit later
  • 2
    @irene you said what is love?

    Baby don't hurt me

    BA DUMM TSSH!
  • 2
    I've grown to hate love... fuk dat shit
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