Ok so they want me to "taylor my CV"

Im gonna stalk the shit out of every recruiter in this continent. When I apply I will know the color of his underpants, his political affiliation, his entire background and his sexual performances (or lack thereof).

who is they even

Ok so they want me to "taylor my CV" ... to every job...

They also want business impact statements:

"Wrote 10% less characters by truncating variable names. Saving the company 52 cents per year in storage and electricity costs."

@jestdotty blackrock baby. Everything belongs to blackrock now, even you and me

@antigermanist oh, and if you don't apply soon enough your cv may not be seen by anyone. So you have to Taylor Swift your resume to get in the queue fast enough.

@YourMom maybe i can code a bot to apply as soon as it's published

@antigermanist would be happy to help.

@jestdotty the evil guys in every conspiracy theory.

"They don’t want you to know the truth"

Also any individual that takes offense in being referred to as he or she.

@YourMom > "Wrote 10% less characters by truncating variable names. Saving the company 52 cents per year in storage and electricity costs."

That's a keeper in my book.

/jk

@YourMom @D-4got10-01 no matter how ridiculous something like this sounds, there is always some moron out there who genuinely thinks this is a good idea.

Don’t taylor your CV, taylor Swift!

@whimsical <3 you're the best person

@Lensflare > 'no matter how ridiculous something like this sounds, there is always some moron out there who genuinely thinks this is a good idea.'.

Unfortunately, I'm sure you're right about that.

> 'Don’t taylor your CV, taylor Swift!'.

...Probably lol'ed at that more than I should've... Still funny, though.

@D-4got10-01 thanks, as a German without Humor, it means a lot to me!