I just rebased a branch that's been hanging around on my laptop for ages like a neglected laundry basket, and not only were there no conflicts but all the tests pass.

It's quiet. Too quiet.

Something bad is going to happen.

I can feel it in my retroperitoneal lymph nodes.

Where's that meme of Homer about to push a button in his Nuclear Plant w/ a bunch of spectators looking at him like he's about to do something incredibly stupid?

But seriously though, there's always a chance you are skilled enough to produce good quality code which works well, so...