I think I have a stalker.

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Codex404

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I can see you
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Codex404

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@-red whats the problem? Im nearby already
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-red

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@Codex404 Can you spot my stalker too ?
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Codex404

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@-red no, im the only one here in the bushes
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bashleigh

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Is it me?
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C0D4

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Is it stalking when I’m in the tree tops observing my surroundings that you constantly appear 🤔
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-red

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@bashleigh Yes.
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vane

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I‘m only camera man dude. Monitoring all the people not just you.
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Codex404

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@jespersh owh thats whats under my foot, I thought it was a rock
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devTea

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Shit, he noticed
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-red

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@devTea @Codex404 @jespersh @CoffeeNcode @vane @bashleigh @C0D4 Wow! I have a lot of stalkers!
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linuxxx

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@-red *silently directs surveillance drone to another direction*
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Jilano

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"@Jilano would like to know your location"
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ceee

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A little bit of scrolling and damn i just realised, who you used to be! I remember you. Lol!
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-red

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@ceee 😉🙂
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Jilano

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@ceee "who dis new fone"

Nevermind! Found it
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devTea

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@Jilano if only there is comma between “dis” and “new”, it wouldn’t take me 8 hours to understand
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Jilano

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@devTea Haha! That would make it less believable! Who would spell/write like this and use a comma? :D
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devTea

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@Jilano it's"Who's this? New phone" dammit
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Jilano

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"But @devTea! It's me! We've been talking for months! Is your Alzheimer acting up again?"
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devTea

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@Jilano "Wrong devtea, I don't have Alzheimer"
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Jilano

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@devTea "Oh, my bad! Can you put me through, please? We had a meeting this morning and I'm afraid she forgot about it."
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devTea

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@Jilano "I don't know any other devtea, I know a user called devtea and he's probably dead because he takes my username and didn't do any activities"

*totally not pissed that someone uses my username on github*
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Codex404

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@devTea note to self: dont take devTeas name, you'll end up dead
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devTea

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@Codex404 *the original devtea definitely didn't kill him and forget to ask about the original password, so now it's deadlocked, totally didn't do that*
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Jilano

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@devTea Ha! I saw that on your last GitHub link (the "aa"). I feel you

@Codex404 Might need to try, just know case!

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I think I have a stalker.

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