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So today I got fucked by myself. And it hurts.

In my Company, we started thinking how we could organize some kind of think tank for the next 5/ years goals.

As CTO I got designated to be in these workshops... And stupid me, I started to organize the "workshops". Using " agile" and "facilitator" artifacts (serious games, ideation sessions, open space sessions, etc).

Today we finished the roadmap and proto processes to make bottom to top inclusive process, and co-create with everyone what should be the Company roadmap.

We went to dinner. And I was happily talking with my smartphone when they decided that I should preside the committee in charge of the roadmap creation!!!!!

Useless mother fuckers!!!!! Go kill yourselves!!!! I have some interesting stuff to do!!!

Why didn't I just shut it!!! Now I'll have to make sure the old cluster fuck part of the Company do real shit!!! They are fucking useless and don't give a shit about the future!!!!

FUCK THEM!!!!!
FUCK ME!!!!!!

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  • 1
    Tf did you think was going to happen?

    Rarely can you start something like this in a company, then pull the rip cord when it gets boring..
  • 0
    @fattymiller I'M A FUCKING MORON!!!!!!
  • 1
    You live and you learn mate, tomorrow u will wake up with a fresh head and will find a least effort way out of this situation
  • 6
    Why did I read "I fucked myself and it hurt"
  • 1
    When I'm angry, I talk *with* my phone as well xD
  • 1
    @EV-EV The company main service is around building construction technical auditing...
    The last I talked about innovation one guy talked about pdf templates...
    So, if I can I talk WITH my phone.
    My service is a fucking anomaly inside the company.
  • 0
    @jotamontecino Plot twist xD
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