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Just a quick reminder to all managers who unlawfully discriminate pregnant employees - you came out of some woman's cunt, not forked on Github.

*If anyone who knows me reads this, I'm not the pregnant one :)

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  • 23
    I don’t know, some of those managers are so alike, the fork scenario makes sense.
  • 2
    @nickybones unrelated, but are you secretly Nick Bonino?
  • 2
    @steaksauce When he shaves, you can't tell us apart :)
  • 3
    @NickyBones his playoff beard in the 2017 playoffs (where he was on the Penguins team that defeated us in the finals after a blown call) was awesome! I mean overall, not a large beard, but it was the best beard in the playoffs unless you count Ryan Ellis, who has a beard year round.
  • 1
    @C0D4 *tehehe* you really made my day! 😂
  • 0
    @steaksauce Boy that fucking "it's all your fault" chant after y'all score is a fucking beautiful thing

    I hope to one day see the preds in a Stanley cup game
  • 2
    @Stuxnet it's my favorite chant followed by the goal scoring song
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    Can you lawfully discriminate against pregnant women?
  • 4
    @FuckJava I think in America there are loop holes where you can
  • 1
    @Stuxnet Firstly what did happen to your comment? Did you press Alt+BkSpc?

    Secondly, Don't take me wrong. I like Donald. He is the only person I follow on Twitter.I love waking up to his tweets, and going to bed reading his tweets. He is GREAT. He simply does not have the vote of the nation.
  • 3
    @FuckJava I'm just tired of hearing people bitch about the electoral college like it's useless.

    Without it, 3 to 5 states would determine the election, considering there's a few states who's population is the size of a "small" city (in comparison to some).

    Logical thinking was ditched behind by quite a few people, especially after the election.
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    @Stuxnet

    I hear you

    It's the same in other counties, you know? For instance, in Australia, New South Wales and Victoria alone make the bulk of the lower house and thus they usually decide who runs the country...
  • 4
    Lmao, forked on github is a good one
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    @FuckJava Oh and I deleted the comment because it was late and I didn't want to start a political discussion, since politics is frowned upon here on dR.
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    Forked in the butt afterwards
  • 1
    Your spam is so good @Loomeyt I almost fell for it.

    https://devrant.com/users/Loomeyt
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