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I should really make a sitcom about my office.

Today we received a mail from HR that almost 30 (5 six packs) cans of soda got finished in 4 days, which I admit is weird. We have 12 people in the office. Either someone stole some, or is drinking themselves to diabetes. Regardless, it costs like $16 for a 40-pack which isn't much for an American company.

Now, I don't even drink soda that much, maybe once or twice a week.

Any other day, I would just let it go.

But oh no...

This place has a real tendency to make calm people go insane.

This is what made me fucking mad -

We are only PERMITTED to ONE CAN A DAY!

ONE CAN A DAY!

WHY!? IS THERE A SODA GLOBAL FUCKING APOCALYPSE!?

ARE WE SAVING THE SODAS FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS?!

I'M GONNA FUCKING DRINK THREE OF THEM TODAY! BADASS!

MY MOOD IS FUCKED NOW.

Fuck this place!

Oh and it's those tiny ones, not even regular ones.

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  • 26
    One can a day, per person, in that same period of time, would consume 48 cans.

    A 30-pack, split between twelve people, would of course go fast. 4 days means that each person averaged between .5 and 1 can a day. Sounds like mgmt isn't aware of mathematics.
  • 5
    The management is not aware of a lot of things tbh. Plus, 5-7 people drink it regularly, not everyone, and that's why I found it weird, but who cares if someone drank 1 or 5.
  • 7
    No wonder everyone hates HR.
  • 1
    XPXPXP best way to end it
  • 3
    lol HR.

    All they do is make things difficult and find fault with everyone.
  • 5
    I don't drink soda so these limits wouldn't affect me but if I was there, I'd get mad anyway, drink 10 cans a day, and start some shit. My previous company has an unreasonable rule about not allowing employees with blonde hair. We are all Asians so it would be weird but then again the client is from the US so what if they visited the office and some of them were naturally blonde? I just came into the office one day with bleached blonde hair just for the lulz. The senior manager saw me and said, "it looks good on you". After that, every week, there will be at least one person coming into the office with a different hair color ranging from light brown to blonde. :D
  • 1
    Reminds me of similar story, My HR sent a mail that we used to have x no spoons and now it's stolen. Please refrain from doing so.

    Like we have no other work to do. Stupid HR people.
  • 1
    @style

    HR is to the office as antivirus is to a computer. They think the office exists for them.
  • 0
    @rutee07
    An client is different, they don’t work at your company. If someone is blonde and applies for an job, they will have to color their hair black. Your boss is very tolerant that he accepts you guys to come in with colored hair
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