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NoMad
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Facebook constantly be like: "NoMad, find more of your friends on Facebook!"

I be like: "Dear Fuckbook, I don't have friends. Those aren't even my friends. (not anymore) They're acquaintances and that's all they'll ever be."

But I'd like to be like: "N*gglet, I got no fren. Nada! Now leave me in my fucking solitude, in peace. "

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  • 4
    Future_job_possibilities += ["Monk"]
  • 3
    Why you mad?
  • 3
    @gitpush cuz I got no friends?
  • 2
    @NoMad I got one that I hangout with, the rest that I had are no longer friends but who cares at least I enjoy my time.
  • 5
    Marry me, get my friends, easy
  • 6
    *is on facebook*
  • 8
    Friends?
  • 3
    I like my solitude, what I don't like is Facebook alone-shaming me πŸ˜›
  • 3
    @NoMad uncle Mark is worried and wants you to have fun, don't be rude and dislike a help effort :P
  • 2
    Just enter facebook and accept everybody, without filter, automatically.
    Only way to make this fucking thing crash as soon as possible.

    I would also propose a button: "like everybody"
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  • 2
    "N*gglet"
  • 3
    I knew it was you right from the first line
  • 1
    @gitpush I'd argue he does not have any real friends. However, I've noticed that definition of friendship has changed in the past century, so maybe money can buy you friends. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • 1
    @deviloper I'd like the alternative "dislike everybody" as well. I'll use it. A lot. Everyday. It'd be my new stress relief widget.
  • 1
    @electrineer I'm sorry that you had to get to know me so much in such a short time. Sorry for your loss.
  • 0
    @theKarlisK real or virtual? Virtual I'm down, but I do need real friends who are physically available as well for hugs and punches... So, do you live in Northern Europe and have an empty couch you'd like to fill?
  • 1
    @NoMad Well that's a rather unexpected coincidence ... I expected you to be from somewhere more West, like US or West Europe. I'm from the Baltics up North-East Europe next to the land of Kremlins.
  • 1
    @Parzi I'm glad you noticed. Now, on case you're offended, I should remind you that it's an app we're talking about. I would not use that word for anyone who is not white, but given that oxford dictionary says it can mean a friendly form of address, I'd say it's a loss if we don't use it on white people enough that the stigma surrounding it dies.
  • 1
    @NoMad it will actually unfortunately
  • 0
    @theKarlisK Estonia? Latvia? Belarus?

    Ukraine? πŸ€”
  • 1
    @theKarlisK Finland?????? Nooooooo waaaaay! You don't look like one!
  • 2
    @electrineer oh, wait! I just got it! You meant that I wrote my username in the first line....

    Yeah I'm a genius... 😞
  • 1
    @NoMad FIY, the Baltic States are Eesti, Latvija and Lietuvos. I'm from the middle one.
  • 1
    @theKarlisK good to know! πŸ™ƒ
  • 1
    @NoMad so that's that then.
  • 1
    @theKarlisK I mean... Virtually friends then?
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    @NoMad and I can tell you that a couple of my friends I met through gaming and we still meet up from time to time and get a few beers. So I don't mind getting to know new people. The one thing I can't help out with atm is an empty couch, I am planning to move next year.
  • 1
    @NoMad i wasn't offended, i found it funny. dR truncated the "xD" off the comment for some reason.
  • 1
    @NoMad got Discord and/or Steam?
  • 0
    @theKarlisK what's your discord id?
  • 0
    @theKarlisK πŸ€” is that the correct tag? With space and a dot??
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    @theKarlisK weird, but the first one was correct
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