If you have "ijk" in your name, you're either Dutch or a matrix.

Haha 😋 as a dutchie, this lolled me

Haha, I agree. 😜

Quaternion?

@halfflat There is no such thing as a "Dutch matrix", they're all Belgian.

Or you're a cubic complexity algorithm.

flashbacks to my linear algebra course, didn't see that end coming, thanks...😂

Je hebt gelijk ("You are right", in Dutch)

Dijkstra comes from the dutch "dijk", which means "levee". We like those, they keep the wet stuff out. "-stra" is a Frisian suffix, meaning "inhabitant", like New York-ER or Berlin-ER.

So, the lesson is: To become a brilliant computer scientist, you must live on top of a levee. I've been trying this for the last 15 years. I don't think it's working though, at least not the "brilliant" part.