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rutee07
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I don't want to work anymore.

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  • 2
    Try and win the lottery?
  • 4
    fuck that, I don't want to live anymore, not even joking!
  • 2
    @rutee07 is there a reason?
  • 2
    Join da club guys, free cookies
  • 5
    @karma cookies? Everyone is blocking those now, I want a jacket.
  • 1
    @Cultist I'm probably just bored. I feel more energized when I'm working on something. I already spent a couple of days in the office working on personal projects because their process in fetching the requirements is so slow. Now I feel like I'll be cheating them hardcore if I continue doing that but at the same time there's nothing else I can do.

    Usually, I would automate something but I haven't been exposed to the project enough to find what needs to be improved. :/
  • 1
    @rutee07 isnt' there something you can build to help them fetch those requirements faster? One stone, two birds.
  • 0
    @Cultist I wish.
  • 6
    "But my heart. It don't beat, it don't beat the way it used to and my eyes, they don't see you no more. And my lips. They don't kiss, they don't kiss the way they used to and my eyes don't recognize you no more. For reasons unknown."

    Fuck this shit. Let's all eat cookies and take a long evening walk to China while listening to music. Let's roll over the grass, have gay sex, and call each other fags. An orgy by the pool. A mass murder from the roof top. Hail Satan, I am losing my mind.
  • 1
    @rutee07 deep breaths homie, deep breths
  • 6
    @rutee07

    > Fuck this shit. Let's all eat cookies and take a long evening walk to China while listening to music. Let's roll over the grass, have gay sex, and call each other fags. An orgy by the pool.

    Then we wake up in the morning, watch the sunrise. Take a swim in the pool. I'll bake croissants, we dine on breakfast naked, spill orange juice, take some LSD and throw grapes at each other.

    We make plans for silly startups, play guitar, use ketamine-infused dollar bills to fold origami, decorate cupcakes and see if we can toss our macbooks over the roof of the house.

    As the sun sets, we order 24 different types of pizza, and paint pink penises on all the cars in the neighborhood.

    After that we imbibe mushroom tea, fend off the police using our watermelon catapults, and turn up the music a little louder.

    There will be no mass murder, just heaps upon heaps of irresponsible hedonism, until our hearts give out.

    FTFY
  • 2
    @bittersweet Ooh, croissants! No murders then. :3
  • 0
    @karma Tried it, smells like balls. That's good.
  • 2
    @nothappy find a reason to, just do what you want even if it means living under a bridge your happiness should be number one priority
  • 9
    "I don't want to work anymore"

    My code became sentient and made a post on devRant
  • 0
    @AlgoRythm *knocks on your door*
  • 8
    @rutee07

    US homicide rate: 5.1 / 100k

    France homicide rate: 1.3 / 100k

    All because of croissants.
  • 2
    @bittersweet croissants, really?
  • 2
    @karma And the fact that prostitution is legal there.
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  • 0
    Poor you. I never wanted to work in the first place but I'm reckless and I just need a replacement for some expensive laptop component every year.
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