Designing those new smart urinals. Not that the job itself would be all that horrible but imagine having to tell people...

What do you do for a living?

I'm a software developer.

Oh so your like hackerman?

Nah more like hackerjon.

Well what software have you developed, anything I might've seen?

Idk when's the last time you had to use the restroom at the mall?

Just the other day, why?

Well did you enjoy seeing ads while you pissed? Your welcome.

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    A dream job for someone with urolagnia.

    "I developed the software that watches you while you pee. Did you know nobody actually washes their hands?"
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