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molaram
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It's like us humans LIKE IT when things are fucking complicated and difficult and complex. We ENJOY creating problems when there just couldn't be any.

Ultra-basic example: string interpolation:

Ruby: "why #{ the_fuck }"

JS: `why ${ the_fuck }`

Python: 'why { the_fuck }'

PHP: "why $the_fuck"

Why.the.fuck. is it so difficult for everyone who writes programming languages to fucking agree on doing things the same way? I understand you're all geniuses but sometimes one just can't fucking tell. We'd ALL have MUCH to gain if people could spend their fucking time working rather than figuring out why the fuck "quit" works but "exit" doesn't. Why the FUCK do all these people feel that making things unnecessarily different somehow adds inches to their floppy cocks?

FUCK YOU and fuck your computers too and your fucking languages in one huge sandwich of fuck yous with human mayo on top.

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