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Geoxion50840dRust: Stop arguing and PLEASE get off the highway before you get hit by a car! It's very unsafe what you're doing!
aggelalex65739dD: Dinner's ready boys!
C: Oh yeah? Where is it?
C++: Where is what?
C: This class thing! I mean it's on memory right?
C++: Yeah of course it is!
C: Cool! Then give me the pointer.
C++: The pointer... to the class.
C++: Well I...
C: You don't have do you?
C: Son we talked about this, you gotta control your memory
C++: I do control my memory!
C: No you don't surf you lil shit. What's on an instance uh? You think you got it all together but suddenly you realise you don't know what happens if you dereference a pointer to one of your precious instancea
C++: Dad I...
C: Come tell me then! What's in "*(new Class())" uh?! Whaz dat?! You don't know?! Perhaps it's an attribute?!
C++: Dad please it's just a copy of t-
C: IS IT A VTABLE UH?! RING A BELL?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN A VTABLE!? YOU SPAWN ONE EVERY 3 LINES SON
C++: *cries in spanish*
C: Yeah that's right. I'M the fucking boss. Delete my ass you colonfag