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C: "Come on son, come with me"
C++: "No thanks dad, I've got class"

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    Rust: Stop arguing and PLEASE get off the highway before you get hit by a car! It's very unsafe what you're doing!
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    D: Dinner's ready boys!
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    @Stuxnet cringe up my dude
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    C: Oh yeah? Where is it?
    C++: Where is what?
    C: This class thing! I mean it's on memory right?
    C++: Yeah of course it is!
    C: Cool! Then give me the pointer.
    C++: The pointer... to the class.
    C: Yep
    C++: Well I...
    C: You don't have do you?
    C++: ...
    C: Son we talked about this, you gotta control your memory
    C++: I do control my memory!
    C: No you don't surf you lil shit. What's on an instance uh? You think you got it all together but suddenly you realise you don't know what happens if you dereference a pointer to one of your precious instancea
    C++: Dad I...
    C: Come tell me then! What's in "*(new Class())" uh?! Whaz dat?! You don't know?! Perhaps it's an attribute?!
    C++: Dad please it's just a copy of t-
    C: IS IT A VTABLE UH?! RING A BELL?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN A VTABLE!? YOU SPAWN ONE EVERY 3 LINES SON
    C++: *cries in spanish*
    C: Yeah that's right. I'M the fucking boss. Delete my ass you colonfag
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