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rutee07
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Here's a JIRA issue of this tiny task. You just have to cook this fish and put it on a plate. Here's a raw fish. Now that you have "everything" you need, go ahead and discover fire. Where's the plate, you ask? Figure out how to make one. Now go out there.

Loading terrain..
*burning sounds*
Rutee tried to swim in lava.
Rutee loses everything in inventory.
Re-spawn?
No.

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  • 4
    put the fish on a stick and hold it over the lava. Eat the fish from the stick when it's done. Forget the plate. There's an active volcano nearby, no one is going to care if you make a mess.
  • 3
    @M1sf3t we can deal with the plate later when theres a gathering of people wanting to eat your fish.
  • 2
    @C0D4 hopefully they won't smell it cooking while they're all out gathering firewood. Just need about 4 minutes to sear it on both sides and chow down.
  • 1
    @M1sf3t @C0D4 I want to go camping in the mouth of a volcano with you two. Maybe I can dry up some laundry there too, might get too dark though.
  • 2
    @rutee07 nah we still got the firewood. The people that gathered it might be a little pissed the fish is gone tho. Might better make that stick a spear. And then later we can go get even more fish.
  • 1
    @M1sf3t Can we sacrifice the people who get mad at us to the volcano? It might help in our abundance of fish supplies.
  • 0
    Maybe a spear with someone's head on it.. Hmm..
  • 2
    @rutee07 well of course, I'm not fishing for the whole group. We still need to keep a few around for firewood though. That gets to be a chore real quick.
  • 0
    @M1sf3t We gonna use their bodies as firewood? Ah, okay, they gather firewood. Got it.
  • 2
    @rutee07 yea the last one. Teach a man to gather firewood and you will have plenty, make a man firewood and you will have to move camp on account of the smell.
  • 1
    @M1sf3t You are a very wise man. I need to put that quote in my journal.
  • 2
    @rutee07 oh, you are too kind, sir. My knowledge is only the product of my environment and the generation in which I roamed it
  • 2
    Just slice the meat off the fish and eat it raw.
  • 3
    @SortOfTested what! Another ticket to make a knife? I'm lifting this story to an epic, to many dependencies.
  • 2
    @C0D4
    Knife? Don't you have fingernails?
  • 3
    @SortOfTested not for cutting fish with.
  • 2
    @C0D4
    You must have missed out on a lot of tasty fish!
  • 2
    @SortOfTested oh no, I just roast them on my stick with the skin on, adds a bit of crunch.
  • 0
    @C0D4 Your "stick with the skin on"? Did I read this right or is my brain making a filthy interpretation again?
  • 2
    @rutee07 you want to roast my stick?
  • 1
    @C0D4 *blush*
  • 2
    @SortOfTested fingernails for tasty fish 🤔
  • 1
    @SortOfTested Gollum, gollum!
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