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Tooma95
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If she doesn't write assembly or fortran, she's too young for you, bro.

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  • 2
    Welcome to devRant! Those were a while back. Seems like yesterday 😀
  • 3
    Haha thank you! I am really liking my stay here. Feels comfy and right at home. #newbie
  • 6
    In my case if she knows assembly or Fortran she's too old for me... Hell I don't know either...
  • 4
    GILFs all the way! Never date a BASIC bitch!!
  • 0
    Siiiiick
  • 0
    Hmm... I'm past 50 and I would consider a FORTRAN programmer a veteran that could tell me about punch cards and core memories.
  • 1
    @ReturnVoid On the upside, you could impress the h*ll out of a BASIC bitch by writing even the most rudimentary parser. Admittedly, a bit like shooting fish in a barrel, but don't let that spoil the fun.
  • 3
    What the heck?! Are you > 50 ???
    I'm pretty sure she would be too old for me :0
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