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Kashmir
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Today 7am i was woken up by a truck and a bunch of guys cutting my plants with a lawn mower (actually a 'roçadeira' which makes even more noise as it's an exposed 2 cylinder engine)

I was very proud of my plants, and i normally ain't proud of my things. In times like these i would keep my sanity by watching the different forms of life that my plants were capable to sustain, the bees going from flower to flower, the bugs wainting to eat the bees, the birds waiting to eat the bugs, it was pretty.

And yes, i know. Plants grow back and ecosystems reestabilish themselves. I just wish my plants got to grow again through the people that cut 'em up, and i got to sit and watch all of them slowly dying in agony.

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  • 5
    Why did they do that? Cut their heads of sacrifice them to Poison Ivy.
  • 3
    @rutee07 @Kashmir
    Better idea.
    Get some chloroform, bamboo seeds and a quite place in the woods.
    Restrain them on the ground and place a bamboo-seed under them.
    The bamboo will grow through them within 2 weeks.
  • 3
    @metamourge This sounds familiar. I can't believe you still remember our first date and what we did to that guy. :3
  • 3
    @rutee07 they're paid to do that, by the same imbeciles that opened up the quarentine after 4 weeks of isolation, i live in an idiocracy
  • 3
    When you say “my plants” do you mean they were on your property?
  • 2
    @rutee07
    Wow.
    I just got rutee'd.
  • 2
    @metamourge that was what i meant by "got to grow again through the people", i too watched that Mythbursters episode lol
  • 8
    @molaram nope, i seed and water plants on public land, the difference between me and the town's botanical department is that i actually exist
  • 3
    @Kashmir that is so nice of you. You win everything.

    Most people are just a plague to this world.
  • 3
    @molaram Thank you, i actually cried. Probably more because i'm going insane but hey, thanks!
  • 4
    @Kashmir you’re not going insane mate, it’s just a fucked up world that’s all. Keep it up, we all need more people like you in our lives.
  • 4
    @Kashmir I agree. I need you inside me. Maybe you should seed and water my pubic land instead. I swear you wouldn't need a lawnmower.
  • 6
    @rutee07 i'm more interested in your private lands
  • 5
    @Kashmir Oh yeah, penetrate my ecosystem, daddy.
  • 2
    You could probably arrange with them a clearly marked area where they don't cut
  • 0
    @electrineer or tip them $20 to cut it nice without killing anything
  • 3
    The conscientious ones like you remind me why it's worth it to not entirely condemn humanity.

    You're invited to my doomsday bunker.
  • 2
    @electrineer It had a sign saying "don't cut the flowers", and my aunt asked them not to cut the flowers. They did anyway.
  • 2
    @Wisecrack can i take my cat too?
  • 2
    @Kashmir despite me repeating myself... try the $20 next time :)
  • 1
    @Kashmir yeah I meant trying to arrange it with their bosses or bosses' bosses
  • 0
    @electrineer Oh, these people woudn't care. The only way is to use fences or something, but the cost isn't welcomming
  • 1
    @molaram they'd probably take $10.
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