I'm supporting myself and my girlfriend with my salary but because we're not married I'm taxed as if I was single and would otherwise blow this money on hookers and cocaine. 🤦

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    Marriages are stupid
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    Pro-tip - there is no central database where the IRS can look up if two people are married. It's managed at the county/state level, and I doubt there's even state-level databases. Hell, the marriage may have been in another country.
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    At least you could get taxed differently if you're married, in my country you're just taxed to hell and back either way
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    You can add her as a dependent ?
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