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Get dressed up before her parents open the door.

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  • 13
    Get laid before death.
  • 5
    @rutee07 Nah mate, it's like with venom: you need to use your mouth.
  • 4
    What if her mom is as hot as she is?
  • 5
    Is this a social person joke that I'm too loner to understand?
  • 0
    @rutee07 Everyone knows many women tend to hide their ring whenever he's nearby!
  • 0
    @rutee07 That's one of the theory indeed! Good luck explaining that to your husband/wife, though...
  • 0
    @M1sf3t You can't stop right after saying that! We need a story!

    @rutee07 @C0D4 Come over here, lads
  • 1
    @M1sf3t Ha! That must have been an interesting thing to witness!

    I hope you thanked that odd American architect to design such a house. (I'd bet he had that exact situation in mind)
  • 0
    @rutee07 so THATS why they call you baywatch!
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