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When my most hated ex tried to contact me in LinkedIn, since he works as a recruiter for some lame, generic HR company.
I was trying to tell myself so hard this relationship never happened, and that it was a bad dream that lasted 3 years. Oh well.

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  • 7
    Exes who stalk on LinkedIn are probably the most pathetic types. I have two - one serious that also lasted for three years, one I just fucked for a year. I have no social media with my full name on it so they stalk me on LinkedIn. As soon as I create a profile (did it twice when I was looking for jobs), in less than a day, they view it, even viewed it several times.

    I can't even imagine someone going so low as to contact an ex for a job. It would be cool if the relationship ended and it's just your jobs but if you hate him, I assume it's for a reason.
  • 6
    @rutee07 Oh multiple reasons 😂
    I actually don't hate any other ex. They were alright dudes, but it just didn't work out.
    On the other hand, it's nice to see where I got professionally, and the lame position he is at. Especially when his favorite hobby was ruining my confidence.
    But yes, LinkedIn stalking is re-defining pathetic.
  • 4
    @NickyBones "It's nice to see where I got professionally, and the lame position he is at. Especially when his favorite hobby was ruining my confidence."

    In another dimension, you are me and we met here on devRant.
  • 4
    @rutee07 @NickyBones

    Well hello there, RuteeBones! I mean... Nicky07! Wait...

    PS: Also, fuck your exes. Not literally though, don't do that mistake.
  • 4
    @Jilano fucking your exes is like putting poop back into your butt.
  • 5
    @bonegarden Or eating something you vomited
  • 3
    @NickyBones exactly 👌🤣
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