I am participating in an online HPC summer school. I feel like such a terrible programmer for devoting about 70% of my concentration to following Johnny Depp's trial live on Twitter.

Huh, libel suit. I forget sometimes that you can actually prosecute that in the UK.

@SortOfTested The Sun totally justifies this possibility.

@NickyBones
No shade from me, I think it's ridiculous how impossible it is to pursue libel or slander charges on the US. One of the reasons I'm immigrating 😋

@cafebabe live-tweeter updates by a guy name Nick Wallis. The comments are hilarious ;)

@SortOfTested Well, he also filed a defamation suit against Heard in the US, should start in a few months.

@NickyBones
Daddy's money v Depp bucks. Now that's a PPV match.

@SortOfTested Yes, I would pay a small fee for a live stream. Especially the expert witnesses - sounds like she tempered with the metadata of the evidence she submitted.

@cafebabe I am so waiting for the photos. For scientific research purposes.

@cafebabe I certainly don't want to touch anything related to her. The male OS is a little less advanced about identifying gold-digger malware :)
But the poop photos were released, and no, it was not produced by a 4 pound Yorkshire.

@cafebabe Well, there is a big question mark about the authenticity of the images she provided - first, whether it was a really bruise or makeup, and second, when they were taken. So I'd like to see that examined by experts.
About her new stuff - I am fairly certain it's either a bluff, or more doctored images. I am not sure she can submit new evidence at this point though.