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shakur
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TEACHING ISLAM FOR DEVELOPERS:

LA ILAHE IL ALLAH said the Prophet Muhammed

LA ILAHE = DROP TABLE GODS;
IL ALLAH = DEFINE CONSTANT ALLAH = 1;

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    @root, especially for you
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    @RememberMe you're right man
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    @RememberMe in English: "there are no gods, there is only Allah"
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    @shakur

    We gathered. I think @rememberme was wondering, as am I, why you tagged @root.
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    @shakur That phrase only gets you pussy if you're Antonio Banderas in 13th Warrior. Otherwise, it sounds like:

    Allah is mighty, Allah is great - 5 feet 2 and on social aid.
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    Dafaq is happening here?

    This is hilarious..
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    @Floydimus you are right man
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    @Floydimus I don't know, but the old gods are growing restless. They too shall soon go through the veil and descend upon us!
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    Is this on a headless server?
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    @Jilano the old gods were no gods, they were MASTERS
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    @Demolishun its severless, its P2P
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    ...and then you ear an explosion.
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    @Jilano: How do you stay happy and positive in life?

    @shakur: I don't argue with idiots and just excuse myself by agreeing with them.

    @RememberMe: What?

    @shakur: You're right man.
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    Entire Quran is Muhammed doing:

    sudo -u allah [command]
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    @LunaticHacker hehe nice comparison, but actually he did only following:

    allah.spec > echo $1
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    @Floydimus I do my own thing away from the "annoyings"! I also laugh at people sometimes

    Edit1: I try to learn new things regularly too

    Edit2: Not sure I really qualify as a "happy/positive" person, though. But I can't say I'm unhappy either, so that's a win!
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    @Jilano response in line.

    I am confused.

    Edit 1: what's a new thing you learned in last 4 weeks?

    Edit 2: Being happy should be the ultimate goal only then we can push the human kind forward.
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    @Floydimus Being happy is an emotional state and an unrealistic expectation. You will always shift in your emotional state. However, despite your emotional state you can achieve a state of contentment. IMO, a goal of contentment is achievable.
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    @Demolishun agreed.

    Being happy is a state of mind. Some are happy with Instagram likes while others are happy with basic life satisfaction.

    Once I watched a video on YouTube (Academy of Ideas) and a philosopher, famous one, said that one should live a life of value and higher achievements (something similar) and one's goal should not be about being happy (the way he said sounded the being happy is what mediocre do).

    Quite conflicting but equally true ideas.
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    @Demolishun What's more, happiness only even exists and only can be felt in contrast to unhappiness. If we remove the latter, we also eliminate the former.

    "Under Heaven all can see beauty as beauty only because there is ugliness.
    All can know good as good only because there is evil.

    Therefore having and not having arise together.
    Difficult and easy complement each other.
    Long and short contrast with each other;
    High and low rest upon each other;
    Voice and sound harmonize each other;
    Front and back follow one another."

    (Lao Tzu - Tao Te Ching)
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    @Floydimus I think it is similar to the idea of enlightenment. If you think achieve this, you haven't. I think that it means it is a process of self development and not an actual end goal.
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    @Demolishun so when I put 'being happy' in my portfolio website, I had couple of sentence ideas..

    However I picked one which expressed this exact idea that happiness is a process and not the end goal.. something on-going.

    However, Niravana or enlightenment is the permanent goal.

    Basically something after reaching where you are indifferent to things and live in a different state where nothing affects you.

    Neither happiness nor sadness.

    I have experienced such states for brief period lately. Truly feels light and amazing.

    There's a Zen proverb which says, 'before enlightenment, cut wood and fetch water. After enlightenment, cut wood and fetch water'.
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    Especially for me! How sweet.

    Glad I’m not giving you the keys. You’d make a right mess of things.
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    @Floydimus I think one way to reach that is to experience the flow of opposites so often that you have enough not of a preferred one of them, but of the flow itself - thus, of life. Experiencing that to the extreme is what the path to the left is about.
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    @Fast-Nop I guess what you say makes sense.

    Life has always been failures. I mean everyone struggles before they achieve anything.

    I failed zillions of times before I even got basics.

    Turns out that hard work got me to that state where I was able to achieve things with very little efforts (relative to my previous struggle).

    Which means I experienced happiness and thus balancing out both the sides. Equilibrium was attained.

    I felt neutral for brief moments. Guess that's what life is all about.
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    @Fast-Nop neither good nor evil exists in the eye of the master
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    This post is clearly only upvoted by morons.

    - Your loyal hater Frederick
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    @Root baby you'll give me the keys to your heart i know 😘😘😘
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    @Frederick thanks for upvoting Frederick
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    @Frederick I take that as a compliment.
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    @shakur Either some entity is a master, then moral good and evil don't exist, or it isn't a master and is attributed with commandments and the concept of sin.

    A petty and jealous entity like the god of all three Abrahamic religions (Judaism and its two flavours for non-Jews, i.e. Christianity and Islam) isn't even remotely something like a master. It's more like a ridiculous, angry desert troll.
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    @Fast-Nop Islam has nothing to do with Judaism. Abraham was no Jew, nor was Jesus a jew, nor was Muhammed a jew. Islam is more like the religion of Babylon and the North mythology, it is completely an Aryan religion, that was transformed to Judaism over time. Sunni Islam is like Judaism, but everything else of Islam opposes directly the Judaistic belief, even Muhammed says, when they try to judge him by Jewish rules: YOU WITH YOUR PATH, AND ME WITH MY PATH. Moses himself was not taught Judaism, nor did he ever live as an Jew, he even didn't marry a Jewish woman, he did prophecy with knowledge of another belief, which we call Islam todays. The Jews of Medina hold fasting on 10. Muharrem for Moses, when the Prophet Muhammed heard that, he said: He (Moses) was nearer to us, than to you, and ordered every Muslim to fast on Muharrem the 10th. In the Koran you can read.. what Allah is, an eternal energy that emits light, the same that created the whole universe. You can read about neutron stars, black holes, the speed of light, the relativity theory, where it is said: The message of your Lord reaches you within a day of him, which is thousands turns of (sun, moon, earth constellation) which you count. Means, it is just a day for him but thousands of years for us.
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    @Fast-Nop

    "tiger tiger burning bright
    in the forests of the night
    what immortal hand or eye
    could frame thy fearful symmetry"

    it is the symmetry of the singularity the eyes are dancing stars...

    "when the stars threw down their spears,
    and waterd heaven with their tears,..."

    in the beginning there was a vail so you couldn't see the singularity from outside,.. and then in an sudden stars pierced the darkness like spears and were shoot to all around... and water was created at this date and time and waterd the universe
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    @shakur Pffft. You even cut your foreskin like Jews!

    From my perspective, there is no substantial difference between Judaism, Christianity and Islam. Except one, and that is that Jews at least don't step on other people's dicks with stupid proselytising.

    You know why there's so much hate between these three religions? Because they're so alike.
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    @Fast-Nop if someone hacks into the repository, and trys to put a trojan into your operating system, you'll get angry, that is the reason why they discuss ...

    William Blake writes about North mythology, but is the same in all religions ... William Blake explains the magic of the Celtic master TARAN ..

    "What the hammer? what the chain,"
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    @Fast-Nop

    Koran: "you shall not harm your body"

    TODAY IS KURBAN. The day that Abraham wanted to sacrifice his son, to the Lord.

    After God's commands him not to sacrifice his son, Allah tells: "YOUR LORD DOES NOT ACCEPT HUMAN SACRIFICE".

    But his word was given, he had to let blood of his son, so Allah ordered him to cut his son's foreskin. But Abraham's brother reached to him after this and asked: "WHY HAVE YOU DONE THAT, AS THE JEWS DO IT, YOU KNOW IT IS FORBIDDEN BY GOD'S LAW TO HARM OUR BODIES" .... but Abraham replies: "I did not do it becuase the jews do it, I did it because God ordered me to do it."

    ....

    KURBAN MUBAREK
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    @shakur Your book is boring, the characters shallow, the morals questionable, the stories both contradictory and predictable. Suggestion: revise or rewrite.

    Why did you mention me, again?
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    @Root Christianity is at least mildly amusing with their batshit crazy story around the cosmic zombie.
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    @Fast-Nop

    KORAN: "they (Christians) are next to what you (Muslims) believe" and "that book (Bible) is a true orientation for the believer"...
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    @shakur Then you know why my utter distaste for Christianity neatly transfers onto Islam as well - and I don't mean that from an atheist/materialistic Dawkins style of view.
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    @Fast-Nop i havent seen any Christian since 3-4 years... i assume you have never seen an christian in your entire life
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    @shakur Your assumptions are as invalid as usually.
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    @Fast-Nop bro, i assume you have never seen christians praying on the ground and fulfilling their prayers before Jesus .. as for now there only exist around maybe 200.000 Christians all around the world ... and I am actively in this business and have seen the last one 3-4 years ago, he was very interested that i had Aramaic sound recordings which he described as perfectly original Aramaic, which he himself had seldomly heard in his entire life
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    At first I was like ah wtf is this shit... then I was like oh okay that’s pretty funny 😆
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    @QuanticoCEO

    pretty witty

    wisdom witship witzig (funny)
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    @shakur Yeah that must have been a pretty disgusting sight. But Muslims do the same kind of undignified shit with that kneeling down. Free people don't do that.
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    This one and your previous rant put some things in perspective..
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    @shakur you said only 200.000 Christians in the world??? Bullshit.. what data you going on anecdotal evidence?
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    @Fast-Nop the prophet first prayed to the direction of the sun... in a book of the 15. century it is also described that the people of Iran still prayed to the direction of the sun... whilst standing ....

    Koran: do not take anyone else between you and Allah

    Koran: hold tightly to the family of the prophet and follow them

    Koran: the party of the family of the prophet will be the chosen ones

    There will come a day, when all mankind will want to get into this family. The days that will come, will let us search for the days that have been gone.

    Muhammed: I do not want anything from you (for my prophecy), but love towards my family.
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    @shakur alright enough with the religious bullshit.. focus on software please
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    @QuanticoCEO

    you cannot count the roman and english "religion" as JESUS ADHERANTS :)...

    that's like calling the british Torry party as the founders of democracy hehhehe
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    @Fast-Nop you are talking about arabs i assume
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    @QuanticoCEO

    ok

    define family = [muhammed, ali, fatimah, hasan, huseyn];

    define server = null;
    define peers = peer_lookup();

    define here = current_planet();
    define heaven = here;
    define hereafter = here;

    define soul = allocate(ALLAH, size_of_soul);

    define own_property = calculate_amount_to_live();

    define community_property = calculate_all() - sum(property_in_use());
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    There is some seriously fucked up bullshit in this thread. The joke was cute, the rest doesn't belong here.
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    @Demolishun I didn’t see a joke.
    Where was it?
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    @Root The original post. The db reference.
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    @Demolishun All I see is a permission issue and an insult to the islamic god/boogeyman. He isn’t a god, apparently, just a number. I think he would take offense at that because of the whole “anyone who doesn’t believe in me must die” thing he’s got going on.
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    Thanks im not religious.
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    Also, Cut the fucking debates.
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    @Floydimus I learnt a bit more about chromosomes and some anomalies: e.g. tetrasomy/pentasomy X, XYY syndrome, etc.

    I've also been playing some Shapez (Factorio like) to improve my general skills.

    @Ranchu The Spaghetti Monster will get you
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    @M1sf3t you cannot reproduce history in your mind, it is just one of infinite possibilities that you can imagine
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    @M1sf3t it is my own mind, that speaks through my fingers here
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    @Root Allah is no god. The Koran states: "between the bricks of the wall, an light emerges, which is being emitted through an oil lamp, that contains a flame, which does not touch the oil, in it there is a spark, this is Allah" ... it is an eternal singularity ... the spark that created the universe, singularity === 1
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    @M1sf3t you're welcome, it is my own experience that speaks
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    @M1sf3t READ THIS CAREFULLY:

    god means ilah, a definitive name

    but allah is no ilah, it is explicitely no ilah

    we say: the spark can manifest in every human, at it is in the nature of universe, and in the nature of himself, he said: "i was a hidden treasure, but i wanted to be known to you"

    this is the reason jesus is called king, he has once owned this treasure ...
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    @M1sf3t

    Today I have come to the world as a Master.

    Know truly that I am Haydar's son.

    I am Fereydun, Khosrow, Jamshid, and Zahak.

    I am Zal's son (Rostam) and Alexander.

    The mystery of I am the truth is hidden in this my heart.

    I am the Absolute Truth and what I say is Truth.

    I belong to the religion of the "Adherent of the Ali" and on the Shah's path I am a guide to every one who says: "I am a Muslim."

    My sign is the "Crown of Happiness".

    I am the signet-ring on Sulayman's finger.

    Muhammad is made of light, Ali of Mystery.

    I am a pearl in the sea of Absolute Reality.

    I am Khatai, the Shah's slave full of shortcomings.

    At thy gate I am the smallest and the last [servant].
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    @M1sf3t

    My name is Shāh Ismā'īl. I am Allah's mystery. I am the leader of all these ghāzīs.

    My mother is Fātima, my father is 'Ali; and eke I am the Pīr of the Twelve Imāms.

    I have recovered my father's blood from Yazīd. Be sure that I am of Haydarian essence.

    I am the living Khidr and Jesus, son of Mary. I am the Alexander of (my) contemporaries.

    Look you, Yazīd, polytheist and the adept of the Accursed one, I am free from the Ka'ba of hypocrites.

    In me is Prophethood (and) the mystery of Holiness. I follow the path of Muhammad Mustafā.

    I have conquered the world at the point of (my) sword. I am the Qanbar of Murtaza 'Ali.

    My sire is Safī, my father Haydar. Truly I am the Ja'far of the audacious.

    I am a Husaynid and have curses for Yazīd. I am Khatā'ī, a servant of the Shāh's.
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    Shah Ismail the First, Shah-In-Shah of Iran and Non-Iran
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    @M1sf3t

    the original Bible, the so called "Septuiginta" was well established when the jews occupied Babylon ... it was not new and for sure not invented by Jesus himself ... the Bible we refer today is only part of the Septuiginta containing extra tellings of Jesus Christ
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    @M1sf3t

    the belief has not changed, neither christians, nor jews, nor muslims can change this

    Muhammed: "I do not bring you a new religion, I am just perfecting this one"

    Koran: "all humans are being born to this one path, and they are being thought to wrong directions by others" ...

    Koran: "you cannot reach me by logic only"

    Allah: "I was an hidden treasure, but wanted to be known to you (in an open way)"

    There only exists one path to the lord, not two paths, not three paths. Muhammed was just a professor, who thought the arabs, how to follow this path, because they were in a desperate state, he united them, and give them orders to follow, so they stay on this path of the lord. no more no less. He was not an arab, nor was he an jew. The arabs called him: "arab-i müshtare" ("became arab by immigration"), ... he replied: "i am with the arab, but the arab is not with me", meaning they did not obey him. ...
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    @M1sf3t

    it is a struggle of forces ... the last messages that reached us, tell it most accurately, but if dismissing them means something to you, ... i can not confirm this as right, as it is in the nature of the struggle of forces, that one will always claim something for itself as truth, but it is the narrations, that explain the situations and the outcomes as historically valid, which are not found in the Koran, in the Bible, or in the Torah ...

    we say therefore: "the best book to read, is a human".
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    Koran: "they try to blow out the candle by their speeches, but we will dunk the world into light".
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    Red-green is the young warrior dressed

    The Imam of Ali's descent is coming

    He lets him seen often on the field

    No one knows the secret of the saviour

    SHAH ISMAIL 1., the KURD
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    Berceng-e Thor (the one that fights in front of the warplace Thor) [Kurdish: ber = upfront, ceng = fight/war]

    also known as Vercingetorix, the CELT

    (he was truly a master of the Celts)
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    @M1sf3t

    and the Celtic master THOR said: "by the Ravens of Odin, may this goat be our food tonight, and tomorrow bring me his bones, but do not break them, and I'll breath life back to it".

    and the Kurd: Seikh Delil Berxecan (berxe = sheep, can = life, the sheep-lifegiver) said: "may this sheep be slaugthered and do gather it's bones back to me, but do not break them, I'll give back life to it"
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    @M1sf3t

    I belong to the religion of the "Adherent of the Ali" and on the Shah's path I am a guide to every one who says: "I am a Muslim." said Ismail 1., Shah-in-Shah of Iran and Non-Iran
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    @M1sf3t

    Sunnis and Shias are both Ehl-i Suret (means the adherants of the outer surface)

    but we are Ehl-i Hakk (means the adherants of the core, essence, or truth), we are a group within the Shias, but they are just adherants of our belief, which is called the path of the family of the prophet Muhammed based upon Ali's and his son's teachings).

    Means the purest of the purest beliefes, as stated in the Koran 33:33: "for we will keep the household of the prophet Muhammed and Ali pure", and this is the Lord's own words.
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    @M1sf3t

    as I stated above and it is said in the Koran, there is only one path to the Lord, the one's that give directions to other places are not correct

    the koran also states: "AND ON THIS WAY, THEY WILL OCCOUR IN FRONT OF YOU, AS A STONE, THAT WANTS YOU NOT TO PASS, DO NOT DESPAIR IN YOUR TROUBLES, FOLLOW THIS PATH TO THE REVEALED REFUGE".
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    may your light shine

    and your birds sing

    once I was an antagonist of this path

    but now I have learned about this path

    King is whom, who can cure himself

    Neidhardt von Reuenthal

    https://youtube.com/watch/...
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    @M1sf3t

    King Rudolph of Habsburg, the founder of the first university in Europe, and his burial cloth, stating: ALI.
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    @M1sf3t Jesus is the Lord, or at least he was. As the lord states, "he is a hidden treasure", and anyone can find him, and when he finds him, it is like a mirror, it was Mose who saw himself in the mirror at mount Sinai, it was Jesus who saw himself at the mount of olives.
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    @M1sf3t

    my name is Shah Xwoshin, i am like the great Jesus,

    time after time i came in different bodies to this world,

    the ones who believe in me and my true teachings,

    will be saved from the hatred and darkness in their hearts

    ----

    The Koran states following in the Surah Tin:1–4:

    on the fig tree / mount of figs, (where Buddha was enlighted),

    on the mount of Sinai / land of Sinai, (where Mose’ was enlighted),

    on the olives mount / mount of Zeytun, (where Jesus was enlighted),

    and on this safe place / sure place, (Mekka or Mina),

    I swear, we created the human in a beautiful, kind way.

    ---



    to this assembly-place, be praised

    the existence of him, who brought us

    awoken within lifeless-sorrowed bodies

    the existence of him, who dressed us



    beloved Ali, loving-creator Ali

    belifed Ali, life-carrying Ali

    my master is Shah Ibrahim Veli

    praised be the existence's essence



    PIR SULTAN
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    The one that murderes one man, has murdered all mankind,

    the one that saves one man, has saved all mankind.

    Prophet Muhammed (peace be upon him)

    ...

    and if it were the last day on earth, and tomorrow would be the doomsday, PLANT THIS TREE.

    Prophet Muhammed
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    @M1sf3t

    to wake up is one thing, to see is another
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    @M1sf3t

    you are from a world were Berceng-e Thor has lost the war against Rome, where the real Europeans were slauthered and others occupied their land ...

    i am from a world were we lost the battle, but we are still fighting to win the war ... this is the difference between us both ... you won't learn your path, because it has been buried alive.

    "awoken within lifeless-sorrowed bodies

    the existence of him, who dressed us"
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    How can I unsub from the thread?
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    @M1sf3t

    "once I was an antagonist of this path

    but now I have learned about this path

    King is whom, who can cure himself"
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    @M1sf3t Thanks, I'm on Desktop, seems like there is no option. I will just ignore notifications.
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    @M1sf3t and yet you didnt upvote one of my comments, good night (or Mahlzeit as we would say here in Europe)
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    @Jilano NO, PLEASE NO, NO NO NO NO NEIN STOPP
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    @Ranchu NEIN STOP?

    Means don't stop?

    *roots for @Jilano* you can do it mate*
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    @Floydimus oopsie, I forgot a comma there.
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    @Ranchu @Floydimus Can't remember what I wrote and there are way too many comments so...

    "NEVER! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU'RE DONE!"
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    @Jilano You think you can go against Napalm?
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    @Ranchu Small mistake cost you your arse virginity.
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    @M1sf3t you named the hole as Rabbit?
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    @M1sf3t *clenches*
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    @M1sf3t

    Trinity: "Follow the white rabbit with dreadlocks, Neo"
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    @M1sf3t Nope, you're right. But your avatar does!
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