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F1973
20d

I am pissed because of this fucking retard I have to deal at work. We shall address him a donkey's dick aka DD

I am working on AI/ML implementation and have some business use cases identified.

Now there are 2 teams working on it for me.

Team 1 is external (from neighbouring product) who are actually implementing data models and algorithms.

Team 2 is internal (DD and his new team member).

DD has been working on my Product for 5/6 years and was pampered by his ex-director.

Director left and with new VP coming DD has to work and actually deliver.

Donkey knows shit about product and is just existing for no reason.

I am very strict with deliverables and is someone crosses me, it grinds my gears.

DD has been assigned to provide all technical support I need from our Product to get Team A deliver the API.

Day 1: DD pushes technical task on me in front of Team A and confuses everyone.

I am like okay let's do it. DD said from next time onwards he'll catch up.

Day 2: Same story new excuse. Cool.

Day 3: Team A is lost. I am struggling to deliver and everyone is asking us the status since this is being monitored closely.

Day 4: I got my manager (Product head) involved who sorted a bit. Things look fine but no fucking deliveries from DD.

Day 5: DD asks me to get help from QA team (he didn't know I was coming from there lol) and tried to fool me.

I got in touch with my ex-manager and he said DD is fucking cunt who'll never deliver.

Cool. I immediately bring this to my manager's notice and he said if required we'll make a strong case and escalate to VP or get DD replaced.

Day 6: DD starts to work a bit but creates shit ton of friction and fucked my mind.

I drop an MoM marking everyone and DD is pissed because I marked Team A and he didn't want them to know that he is a loser cunt.

Day 7 (today): he deep fried my brain by changing his stance and blaming me. I couldn't stand his sight and said I am escalating and getting him fucked.

He still counters like our Apple security champ yesterday.

Now I fucking where there mother fucking donkeys come from in corporate world.

Completely misinformed with absolutely zero intention to listen and/or learn.

I am soooo pissed and first thing I am doing tomorrow is getting a new dev to help me with the task and making sure this small dick is fucked.

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  • 2
    I can't say I followed much of that but here's a

    -hug-
  • 1
    @N00bPancakes thanks bro. Much needed.
  • 1
    @F1973 I love how you've given a certain doofus a fitting nickname. :D
    I extend my hugs to you. I do wonder how DD has not been fired ages ago..
  • 0
    @100110111 because the ex-director pampered him a lot and had him shield.
  • 1
    @F1973 I can only imagine the director has changed recently?
  • 0
    @100110111 yes. So there were 3 verticals
    1. Product head
    2. Tech director 1
    3. Tech director 2

    And each led their teams and reported to EVP who was recently promoted and his portfolio grew. So he brought a VP to manage these 3 verticals (which belonged to single product).

    Ideally Tech director 1 was EVP's pet and should have been considered. EVP rather got Sales head and so TD1 was pissed and moved internally.
  • 1
    @F1973 ugh, office politics...
  • 1
    I'm ROFLing about the "Apple security champ" part xD xD xD, yesterday's argument would probably go down in devRants history xD xD xD
  • 1
    @F1973 f-ing hell.
    The reason I avoid corporate jobs.
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