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Standup is not your fucking time to shine. Spill it then shut up.

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  • 5
    Fuck you I'll shine so much you will gauge your eyes out
  • 4
    Preach.
  • 4
    @JKyll *gouge

    *shines intensively*
  • 2
    @endor android's auto correct ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe I'll shine in different dimensions
  • 0
    You’re bouba
  • 0
    May devrant prove to be your time to shine
    ...
  • 1
    I'll have you know that yesterday during our stand up one guy said "we had an issue in our iOS app...", then suddenly the standup became a 30 minute discussion on what and how to fix the issue. As a backend dev who has nothing to do with the iOS app, I wasted 30 minutes for nothing.
  • 0
    @Xamenyap what im talking about. My team likes to elaborate in fine detail every problem and solution they have to every problem. Its never phrased in a broad enough way that any of us can cut in and offer assistance so its an hour of stroking ourselves. "Ahh yeah man i tweaked the proxy server's SfConnectProxy abstraction to agnostically handle the use case where an independent user can blah blah blah" man we dont know nor care. Get off already so we can move on.
  • 1
    @JKyll spongebob cleaning up customers backlash. Sounds accurate
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