Just fuck everyone who is unable to read.

Admitting to not have read it or "just glanced over it" deserves divine punishment.

Just fuck everyone and everything.

Folks trying to preference their statements with that statement think they're adding context ... but really are sending the message about being willing to waste your time because they don't want to use their own.... fuck those people.

If they're even the slightest bit off I usually just tell them something like "I think you should look that over again."

Light them dicks on fire like a lantern

Definitely guilty of that one. I just have too much to read every day.

Sorry?

@Jilano

Glancing over something is not wrong. But using up someone else's time because you didn't read what they wrote for you is.

@Jilano welcome to the club.

And that's why I'm so pissed.

I've become this week a motherfucking parakeet explaining shit over and over whole having a ton to read and analyze.

In layman terms: brains already busy, but jumping back and forth between topics because some fucktards are unwilling to coorporate drives me insane.

@N00bPancakes If it helps, I also waste my own time sometimes by doing something I've already done and forgotten.

Not the blind persons tho, they can't, not won't.

@melezorus34 was this an attempt at being smarty pants or do you feel offended because you're blind....

@IntrusionCM I have a half-blind friend, got offended for him bcuz he can't read things without zooming 500% or so.

He plays csgo real good tho ngl

@melezorus34

Honestly, what you're doing is insulting and belittling your friend.

*facepalm*

This day... Unbelievable.

So you're into having sex with the illiterate... huh.

Guess I had no chance to begin with.

*runs away crying*

@IntrusionCM na, he wanted our help and I know I just sounded like a white BLM protestor (and yeah that sucked) but he really does zoom in like that.

I had a semester with him sitting at the most front seats and tell the text on the board to him, so I know him, so yeah, pretty nice dude.

@melezorus34

If a disabled person asks for your help - fine.

If you act on behalf a disabled person without his knowledge or consent - nope.

Don't act on behalf of someone else...

It just leads to a clusterfuck of shit.

@NoMad fucking. I never said how. And with what.

But let's make a deal since the day is shit.

Bring me two boxes of beer and go shoppinf, so I have 24 bottles to get drunk, and I'll give you something better than sex.

@IntrusionCM got it. Pls have your hate on only the ignorant arseholes.

@IntrusionCM *gasps* a personalized *burp* website?

@melezorus34 nah.

Access to the medicin cabinet and a weekend of my food.

@IntrusionCM I just made burgers. you have to bribe me too well! XD

But depends, if you're cute enough, I may be satisfied with just sex ;P

@NoMad i don't think we're compatible sex wise. But burgers?

Do you like Desserts... Bakery... ?

@IntrusionCM never said the sex was with me...

*smirks and grabs night vision goggles*

But sure. Dessert would do too!

@NoMad even my confusion is confused, what is your plan?

@melezorus34 You can't know about it, else you'd have to die.

@NoMad I made crepes if you're interested. The good kind, though, unlike what @SortOfTested would do...

HM. It's getting close to that annoying time of the year.

Lemon wodka sorbet with spekulatius sounds like a plan....

And I hope you chose my sex mate wildly wisely.

I'm in self isolation since march. *deadly stare*

@Jilano
Pssshah, Carpentier would be horrified at how little has been done with crepes in your corner. The tortilla has experienced more evolution 😋

*grabs all the food, drinks, snacks, everything edible and goes to her corner for a session of "watch and munch"*

@SortOfTested You don't need to change something that is already perfect (this is also why I accept NoMad as she is) *winks*

@NoMad You're either going to have a nice sleep afterwards or a horrible one. No in between

@hardfault dicks are more like torches. tits are more lantern shaped.

also if the fire lasts for more than four hours, consult a doctor.

@Wisecrack nice one

Had a client last week get all uppity and hit me with a "...shouldn't we have been sent xyz before this was pushed to production??"

"You are correct, we should have sent this. Please see the screenshot below, showing that this was sent to you and your team 12 days ago. Other approvers from $client side pushed for this to go to production in the same email chain"

Best of all... This was all happening in the same damn email chain, it wasn't a separate email...