My favorite pastime is making the daddiest dad jokes in our group chat and watching my polite colleagues laugh at them. Occasionally, I would re-use the lame programming jokes I keep seeing here to test their loyalty.

Me: "HTML is machine learning rolflmao!"
Colleagues: "Hahahaha." (laughing emojis)

I love polite people. I really do enjoy torturing them. Maybe I can be a manager now.