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  • 6
    Ok hehe, it's more fun when they play hard to get >:)
  • 3
    Are you so hot that they do?
  • 10
    "Hey there, senpai... What do you say we hold hands in public?"
  • 3
    Have you really given this advice?
  • 9
    So they should come all over ?
  • 3
    @vane I'm honestly disappointed ... it took too damn long for this.
  • 6
    @neeno What happened to you? Have we.. corrupted you?

    @Fast-Nop As hot as a hotdog (frozen).

    @Jilano "Go away, boy!"

    @electrineer No, except for the ones who lift their tables and place them close to mine.
  • 4
    @vane Inside. Always come inside. Never waste a single drop.
  • 0
    Damn, my eyes hurt.
  • 3
    @rutee07 yes and there's no going back now 😈

    However I'm still not as dirty as you guys, I'll get there though
  • 3
    It’s the resting bitch face behind those spectacles tee hee
  • 0
    @100110111 Don't come on my glasses. I will lose visibility.
  • 1
    @rutee07 take them off then, but then those eyes on that bitch face will likely hurt again
  • 1
    @100110111 Sizzle jizzle, baby.
  • 1
    @rutee07 Is that... I mean... Are we playing? Should I try to come back or...? (I'm not hearing our safe word)
  • 2
    @Jilano You're always supposed to come back and there is no safe word. You are never safe with me.
  • 1
    @rutee07 Even Thai ladyboys do it safe these days!
  • 2
    @rutee07 Ah my bad, can't really think straight since I hit my head last week

    @Fast-Nop No worries, everyone involved has a masks
  • 1
    @Jilano First, you close all the "doors", now everyone has "a masks". I think it's time for a new Jilano model..
  • 1
    @rutee07 Not my fault our mansion has so many... Should we just remove them or something?

    Speaking of newer version, if you could fix the sleep issues, that would be great.
  • 3
    Are we having a party at Rutee's place?
  • 3
    @Jilano I can't fix my own, no way I'm gonna fix yours. Here, have a loud party with @Frederick and the gang.

    Fred, I hope you bring some hookahs. Could be a typo or an accent but who knows? Bring whatever you think it is. :D
  • 1
    @rutee07 And here I thought we "had something"... Come on, we've gone as far as version 3.0! We can't stop here
  • 1
    @rutee07 Btw., what's your conversion rate of dick inches vs. Linux usage?
  • 2
    @Fast-Nop It took me a while to answer this since I've never fucked a Linux user but based on the dick pics data I've received from our lovely volunteers, they are pretty average. Sizes vary from one distro to another. In general, Arch users have the smallest ones, we also found that the size is decreased by half the more often they talk about it.

    On the other hand, Windows users who don't complain about "surprise" updates have dicks that measure around 6 - 8 inches, sometimes even higher. We also found that 95% of the single mom generators are Windows users. The rest who complain have the same dick size of a gorilla's (we compared side by side).

    Mac users are within the 5 - 7 inches range although their dicks are pretty curved just like how their shit is design.

    Windows > Mac > Linux (general) > Linux (arch) > Linux (arch and everyone has to know) > Gorilla > Woman > Windows (complains about updates)
  • 1
    @rutee07 Fuck, honey, looks like I have to do shit by myself fucking again to rectify those stats. Nothing breeds desolation like reliance on others, you know. On the upside, you'll also get handcuffs, candle wax, and ice cubes because that's in the package manager anyway.
  • 1
    @Fast-Nop You are always an exception, my dear. That's why I give you keys to the dungeon. Imagine if I let an average Linux user there? It will break him.
  • 1
    @rutee07 Awwwww, sometimes I do wish there were DMs on DR. ^^
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