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how a shitty monday morning starts:

9:50 am : *wakes up*
me : "oh fuck standup is in 10 minutes" *checks phone* "oh this mail says its cancelled for sprint planning. phew" *goes on doing morning stuff*

10:10 am : *comes back to laptop. new sprint planning meeting already going on* "oh fuck. let me join it"

meeting host: "So yeah , these will be the tasks of our current week. any questions? ok bye "

:'(

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  • 9
    and what's worst? I contacted both my tech and manager for this new sprint planning meeting link before going out, so they knew that i was not in the meeting and then asked me after this. And my honest ass could not come up with a decent excuse . I was like "sorry i missed the meeting ,I just woke up" . If i had cited connectivity issues, that would be more plausible :/
  • 9
    Sprint planning ended in 10 minutes? Weird
  • 3
    @iiii right? I wanna work there!
  • 3
    @iiii the only dev in android team is currently me. this week we had 5 tasks for android 3 for ios and 1 for web. so makes sense why the meeting ended if there’s no one to discuss android tasks
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  • 2
    @iiii They sprinted through it.
  • 0
    Oh fuck standup is in 10 minutes is for me. Yeah still got time for a shower before standup!
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