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Xurde
12d

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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  • 1
    It was an infinite loop which he didn't know how to stop. No interupting friend or family to come to his door to help break the cycle. It's sad 😭 But at least he died with a head smelling great.

    And in that story I'm thinking now how much shampoo did he buy?!
  • 1
    @iamai 💯 bottles
  • 2
    It requires 8 to 21 days to survive without food and water says Google search. Since he is a guy shampoo and rinse maybe 10ml within 2-3 minutes 🤔 So those better be 100 gallon bottles of shampoo 😂 And maybe he would have to be a extreme couponer to amass that amount of shampoo. Now if he was creative he would pour excessive amount and let it waste so the shampoo supply would end quickly and he can survive. It would still have been better if he had someone to check on him though.
  • 3
    @iamai He died due to hypothermia.
    ^_^
  • 1
    @iamai he had water though
  • 0
    @cucatrap You're right! There's shower eater to drink.

    @xurde we could just kill also by making him accidentally slide and have his head hit hard it broke 🤔
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