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Haxk20
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What do you do when you are bored?
Normal People: I watch some movie while eating some food.
Haxk20: I mainline phones B)

(Yes i was bored and mainlined another phone :) )

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  • 2
    So.. I am neither normal nor Haxk20.. who AM I ?!
  • 0
    Do not fucking generalise. 😖

    Oh by the way.. nice !
  • 3
    @r20408e122449d i mean come on how am i supposed to know what you are doing ? I just said what they do in movies 😂
  • 2
    What does "mainline" mean?
  • 0
    @Haxk20 hehe nevermind
  • 3
    @iiii mainline linux kernel. Basically i add support for the phone to the master branch on linux.
  • 0
    @Haxk20 oh, I see
  • 7
    Ah, so the reason Linux doesn't run on every phone yet is masturbation. Because that was my answer to the question "what do you do when you're bored".
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  • 9
    @Haxk20 I really wonder by how much the total volume of yearly ejaculate increased from 2019 to 2020 due to lockdown boredom. Like, how many olympic swimming pools?

    I personally had way less git commits in 2020, and probably contributed at least a bathtub worth of semen extra to the cumulative global volume.
  • 4
    @Haxk20 Would make for a good Google recruitment question though. They often ask bullshit like "calculate how many table-tennis balls would fit inside a car" or something like that.
  • 10
    @bittersweet I... I regret reading your comments...
  • 4
    @bittersweet oh, a fellow man of culture
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