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I don't usually check who follows me on GitHub but holy shit!

How did it reach this far

How

Why

What did I even do

help

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  • 4
    Nice name!
  • 1
    Are those bad people?
  • 10
    I didn't even know, that github had social media features..

    just use it as the first part of it's name.
  • 21
    I don’t remember if I followed you or not. 🤔 I don’t really use GitHub for its social aspects (and don’t really understand them) so probably not? idr

    Anyway, a cute Japanese developer chick who is advertising her GitHub? Of course you have a lot of followers. Lonely/simpy boys and all.
  • 11
    the thirst is real.

    Some of these guys over here like werewolves.

    I bet you if you tell them the best cock sucker gets a chance to go on a date with you a goodly chunk of them start blowing each other lol.
  • 5
    @Wisecrack oof. But probably true
  • 3
    @Ranchonyx " you don't make video how am I supposed to know who's the best? Remember horizontal recording is 50% of the grade guys!"
  • 2
    @Wisecrack hahaha. What a way to start my morning.
  • 6
    @Root Imagine what would happend to that follow count, if all of thoes simps finds out OP is actually a boy.

    Also that fact people use github as onlyFans, is pretty sad and pathetic.
  • 3
    @Ranchonyx good morning. 3 a.m. here. what time is it where you're at?
  • 5
    @Frederick humanity is pretty sad and pathetic. Where is the Imperium of man when you need it.
  • 2
    @Wisecrack acurately 9:37AM
  • 5
    @Ranchonyx awww man. I was going to walk outside at night and then tell you to walk outside at night oh, and then I was going to be like " look up at the Moon, and we're both looking at the same Moon so no matter how far apart we are, you're still outside freezing your ass off too."

    Nostalgia shattered.
  • 3
    @Wisecrack Well I do plan to enable Sponsors soon, I'm scared of how much simping may happen
  • 5
    @caramelCase Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is make it worse! That's the spirit!
  • 1
    @Wisecrack hah, that's nice. US or Canada I take it?
    Eh, nostalgia comes back when you least need it.
  • 2
    @Ranchonyx like cancer that you thought was in remission. Or hemorrhoids.

    how often do you hear "aboot"?
    Or is that like a myth, kind of like Eskimos living in igloos or Egyptians living in pyramids? /jk
    Because it's easy mistake humor these days for ignorant savagery.

    edit: voice to text initially translated "mistake" to "tuna steak".
  • 1
    @Wisecrack damn. Now I'm hungry
  • 13
    I may or may not have pretended to be a Japanese girl in MMOs to get shit tons of free loot & boosting services from random guys.
  • 2
    It is absolutely impossible that the follower count has anything to do with that manga profile pic...
  • 1
    Anime profile pic of a chick, first guy on followers likes anime. Let's just say it isn't necessarily your code...
  • 2
    Lua and CSS3? That's cursed.
  • 0
    What does one gain from following someone on GitHub?
  • 2
    @jespersh Spam, mostly.
  • 1
    TIL you could follow people on GitHub...
  • 2
    Nice technique to gain more followers😄
  • 0
    @kingRant i don't think i was ever notified of a new follower
  • 0
    @jespersh Dude, she showed her profile, many people see her account and maybe they would follow her.
  • 1
    @kingRant ah, that's what you meant
  • 1
    I follow a former folk punk musician who is now a software engineer on github cause I found his github.
  • 1
    @bittersweet I would definitely watch a documentary or a Netflix series of some dude doing this
  • 1
    @bittersweet Hey, if it means free shit...
  • 1
    A female profile pic can take you to places..
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