Customer: "We want you to create a system which stores a huge amount of abstract data, filters it and produces an output with a simple interface"
Me: "Okay no problem, I'll make a MEAN stack system which will give the customer a nice easy to use website"
Customer: "Oh no we want you to write a VBA macro in excel"
Me: "sudo rm -rf /home/me"

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    Go postal.

    No sane person would attempt that and let anyone other than himself see the finished product... :(
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