What the actual fuck is a "Happiness Engineer"? A client asked me to add a line of code on wp-config.php (WordPress) so that Jetpack will work:

define("OPTION", "setting for this option");

I added it at the top just after <?php. Somehow, the service isn't working so I asked the client to get in touch with Jetpack. Jetpack Happiness Engineer replies back that the location of the code is wrong and should be above:

/* That's all, stop editing! Happy publishing. */

and informed the client that Jetpack is working flawlessly.

I put back the line where I originally placed it and Jetpack is still working. Motherfu