13
UnicornPoo
159d

I’ve got the cold from hell and my last years performance review to write.
These things are fucking terrible and every time I read a cheesy corporate competency that I have to prove, I feel slightly sick.
Just got to find a way of saying ‘I spent the last year doing just enough not to get fired’ and make it sound like I’ve reinvented the wheel.
Think I might be looking for a new job soon.

Comments
  • 1
    Make sure you use numbers in your explanation, managers love jerking it to numbers. Especially percentages
Add Comment