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cafecortado
1y

I've already forgotten what a week or a month is. Now I measure time in sprints.

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  • 7
    1y
    "See you in 1/20 of a sprint."
  • 4
    1y
    what's "time", precious? what's "time", eh?
  • 4
    1y
    There's "before the coffee" and "after first beer".

    Rest is improvisation.
  • 6
    1y
    We surpassed sprints, now it's just what ever the fuck the business wants next, 10 streams of work in concurrency, no problem!

    All I know is coffee o'clock comes around a few times.
  • 4
    1y
    @C0D4

    Warren Buffett: 'You Can't Produce a Baby in One Month by Getting Nine Women Pregnant'.

    Yet upper management always does it and wonders why the alimony is so damn high.
  • 1
    1y
    Sprints and story points :) fun times!
  • 1
    1y
    work faster slave! the sun and moon are your only measures of time now!
  • 2
    1y
    A good way to run your life is through sprints
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