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did you ever tried to code high?

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  • 11
    No, because i was never high.

    I tried hitting the Ballmer peak, but it was more like Ballmer-valley and ended with watching the developers-developers-developers techno remix for an hour followed by falling asleep.
  • 2
    Will try as soon as I get my hands on the pot. :d
  • 6
    Coding makes me high
  • 5
    Did somebody say high?
  • 2
    The code was absolute garbage and for some reason pointlessly poetic. Like the logs rhymed for some reason. I am a lightweight though.
  • 2
    @NoMad That's true art. You are an artist.
  • 2
    If only I could find where the semicolon was.
  • 6
    @ThatDude Nope. Except for alcohol, I'm highly anti drugs.
  • 1
    @ThatDude yea, I am totally into beer and sausage
    Not
  • 3
    Now I want to. Will report back.
  • 4
    🌿 no, but wrote good code drunk, although I thought it over while drinking 🍺
  • 4
    2 semesters ago, we got our programming assignments on friday and had to hand them in on thursday noon.

    My shedule was: coming home on friday night, completly drunk and/or stoned, writing the assignment (java)
    Forget about it until thursday when somebody asked if I had done it, panik, open ide, thanked drunk me. Tried to compile, cursed drunk me, fixed the errors. Handed in. Straight A.

    Wouldn't do this at work however.
  • 3
    @linuxxx so why is alcohol not a drug to you?
  • 2
    @ThatDude yea but i remember just laughing at how funny "boolean" was for a while, eating a lot and then wanting to sleep. so not very productive. you can probably be funtional if you dont eat a brownie but just smoke some ;)
  • 3
    Am I the only one that likes to work high and/or drunk because the finished piece is a working "miracle"?

    The best features of my employers software that I worked on got finished in either state.

    I'm even the first one at work after drinking all night...which my colleagues hate/love me for
  • 3
    Yeah. I regularly do my programming assignments high. It also helps me with physics and calculus homework. Granted, I don’t get really get “stoned,” I usually just smoke enough to open my mind and think about problems from a different point of view.
  • 4
    always to code with get high, but also realizing me on the bed.
  • 1
    @GodHatesMe I knew it

    @waramity lol, welcome to devRant <3
  • 0
    @GodHatesMe you probably never code sober xD
  • 3
    @marthulu It is of course but I meant in the sense of 'drugs'. I've tried weed a few times with friends (different one every time) and responded entirely different to each one.

    With alcohol I know how I respond and so I've got some more control over the situation.
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  • 1
    I want to code drunk sometime, but I would probably last for half an hour or so because alcohol makes me sleepy.
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