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Fact=!rant
Gf: Hey look, YouTube shows a preview of the video on mouse hover
Me: pornhub did it first
Gf:what?
Me:wut?10 -
Am I the only one who's bothered by the fact that in CSS, "!important" doesn't mean "not important" ?13
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I love the fact in Linux that you can put fortune | cowsay every time you start a new terminal session
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I just installed Arch on my laptop. Therefore as of the rules, i need to adress this fact to you.18
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no profession has the kind of online communities like developers and programmers,
why?
we haven't built it for them ^_^
This is fact.3 -
!rant
Fun fact
Did you know that there is a UNIX command called "tac" which prints the contents of a file from bottom to top, unlike "cat" which prints them top to bottom.16 -
An extremely important fact, on which your life depends. Would like to know how they calculated it.
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Fun fact: The word "sudo" in Spanish means "I sweat", which, in colloquial speech, can also mean "I don't give a fuck"7
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It may not look like it, but the fact that these lights are on means that my breadboard computer will work, in theory
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me: do you know what is so great about UDP jokes?
you: No
me: the fact that i don't care if you got them.1 -
Just spoke to my boss about the fact I got another job offer.
Possibly the roughest meeting I've ever done.15 -
Fun fact is that I only noticed the 666 rant count AFTER changing my avatars gender for fun/trolling!14
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The worst part of debugging my code isn't the hours of wasted time, it's the fact I know I wrote my own damn bug!2
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Today I learned Slovakia is in fact a version control system, not country.
Things you find on Wikipedia these days.. 🤔
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I learned some fun things today!
Fun fact! A lot of things rely on python!
Fun fact! Python relys on a lot of things!
Fun fact! Updating just python and nothing else causes your entire fucking arch to break! ... Wait that's not fun. Shit!
FML.11 -
The time I had to explain to my CS professor that HTML elements can in fact have multiple classes.6
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The fact that we can’t control all the functions and organs in our body means that we don’t have admin privileges.4
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I hate the fact I can't have any original idea. Everything I want to develop is already present on play store.7
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Can we please take a moment to acknowledge the fact that our community has grown tremendously? #feelingblessed2
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I feel bad for the coders who work for cia developing those spywares.
They have to live with the fact that they / their dear ones will also be a victim of the tool they created.
Imagine living with that fact... must be depressing.4 -
The best minds of this generation are thinking about how to make people click ads. And unfortunately that's a fact.
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Got this status from another dev:
"Other than the fact that nothing's working, everything's going great!"3 -
A fun fact, dev in hindi/gujarati means "God".
Now I can't help but wonder if those languages were developed by time travellers!5 -
Fun fact: If you see a developer that wears suits everyday, there's a 90% chance he does C#/ASP/VB.11
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Thank you SoundCloud for telling me your app has an update despite the fact my phone auto updates when connected to WiFi.
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I don't know which should make me worry:
1. the fact a gradle build for a new project is taking 90% of CPU
2. The fact CPU Freq isn't going higher than 2.18 when it can go up to 3.1?
3. The fact gradle is always taking 5 minutes to build when it used to take 1 minute for a medium project?
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I understand the fact that your website uses cookie but fucking hell it can use it to remember that I accepted 7373738594929738849393 times2
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Good morning everyone, don't accidently drop any tables today.
In fact, I'd advise you don't move your furniture around. Apparently it's very dangerous to devs.5 -
Fun fact: WASD keys are actually named after their directions
W — Wupwards
A — Am going left
S — South
D — Definitely right9 -
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.2 -
So.. we humans are never going to have total peace, are we? Yep, thought so. It’s about time I start accepting this fact.34
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The time I learned loops and I was fascinated by the fact that I could do 100 operations in a few lines. I was hooked.7
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The fact that I still have to Google up even the simplest of css syntaxes even tho I've been doing css for years now1
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#Personal_Opinion
I'm still a little annoyed at the fact that GitHub started pushing us to name the first branch "main" instead of "master".17 -
Customer has a report sent to them and they're concerned the information isn't correct regarding:
"updates made <removed> showing up on the file after the fact"
Wait, hold up ... "after the fact" ... like after the report is sent to you?!?!?!
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Lie in the interview saying he was a frontend web developer and try to hide the fact that they didn't know JS. Wtf.5
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Fun fact: half the modern Web 3.0 or whatever version number it has now.. requires JavaScript.. to show images.5
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Random fact #1
AMD (Advanced Micro Devices) was producing Intel 8080 clones (AMD Am9080) before developing own CPUs. Originally they were produced without Intel license. This clone was developed basing on pictures of Intel 8080 itself and pictures of logic diagrams. These processors were much cheaper than the original model. Later AMD and Intel came up with agreement and the Am9080 was fully licensed making AMD official second party vendor.
And yeah, few years later and we got a war between two of those giants. Remember when in mid 2000s AMD almost beat the Intel marketshare?
Bonus Fact: there is AMD logo on Ferrari Formula 1 cars since 2002 (look at the front wing)
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LEGO. The reason why I started building and eventually programming.
Today I got a present reminding me of this awesome fact.😊
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I'm loving my new job. Not for the salary or perks. Just for the simple fact that my developing opinions it's been taking in consideration!1
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Worst fight?
Stubborner against stubbornest.
About a focking fact that was trivially true or false. Fun fact: it didn't matter anyway.
Boy, did we raise our voices and attract the attention of everybody in the room. Lesson learned. -
By telling other devs an incorrect fact so they get mad and nicely explain everything to me in rage1
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Fun fact: Did you know this is the RFC822 compliant regex for matching email adresses? http://ex-parrot.com/~pdw/...6
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How do you explain to a bunch of teenagers that their Smartphone/Tablet is, in fact, a computer?🤔😐😕5
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What you're refering to as "News" is in fact "GNU/News", or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus News
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Reading a Ray Wenderlich book to try give RxSwift a go. Book is well written and going well. But I’m grinding my teeth at the fact all the code samples use 2 space indentation. Despite the fact apples standard is 4 ... and you know tabs would let us decide.
I know it’s a small thing, but it’s really pissing me off3 -
Did you know?
By <script style="display:block" ... > ... </script> you can show JavaScript, thats begin run, to the user.2 -
Best way to tell people that JSwing is not suited to make games?
I can't comprehend the fact they draw a grid playfield using JLabels.2 -
geek fun fact!
Did you know? Swiping down requires more calories than scrolling down on your mouse!3 -
Fun fact: Windows loads faster than Autodesk Maya does :/
(By loading I mean going from zero to responsive and usable)4 -
Half fact: Code reviews help to maintain clean codebases.
Full fact: Code reviews are a way to find out who secretly wants you fired.4 -
Sublime Text is a great editor but the fact that active development on it has seemed to come to a hault sucks.15
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Fun fact: when Blackberry was choosing their name, they wanted to go with “Blade”, but blade dot com was occupied by a porn site.3
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Fun fact: if you look at video release dates, Tom Scott learned how to fly a jetpack before learning how to ride a bike.2
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I got myself a duck—
It’s not really the best duck, especially the fact the duck’s name is Conrad. :(
I want the devrant duck now.
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My country's "track" and trace system.
... A fucking joke, especially when you consider the fact it uses Excel as the FUCKING Database!15 -
Best part of being a dev is the fact that we get to use our brains everyday. No day is ever monotonous.
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Life is a constant battle of not knowing whether I want to quit programming forever, or if I just need 8 hours sleep.1
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Being treated as some kind of alien, when in fact it's something that can be learnt just as easily as anything else.2
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For the lovers and haters of the elePHPant here is a simple fact
PHP 7.x is a vast improvement over previous versions and 8.0 promises to surpass all expectations.7 -
The fact that the sleep function is in the time module and not in, like, the threading module is so stupid.7
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I felt so guilty at the age of thirteen realizing something is wrong with me, and I, in fact, want to be a girl.
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I love open-source. In fact even my homeworks are open-source for my classmates!
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While I sit here working, I find myself confronted by the fact that there is a little willie sitting on a pouf right behind me
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Y'know what's the worst part about all the internet censorship and cyber surveillance? The fact that no one notices it
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Am I the only one bothered by the fact that the Cortana logo gets slightly cut off at the top on the lock screen?
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Fun fact: Maldives government once held their meeting underwater to raise awareness of ocean levels problem that threatened their land.
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Turning Internet Explorer and Microsoft Edge into anime girls does not change the fact that they still suck. I feel no pity.6
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how can you stand the fact the guy who owns your company was able to bleed chalets and luxuries out of the product you worked on for him while you struggle to afford buying a house
i cant get over this fact7 -
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Omfg wtf is going on with bitcoin?
Don't know what makes me crazy about its growth in 2017: the fact that I have no money to buy some or the fact that when I have it might collapse ... Aaaargh9 -
When you make a typo in a command and spend 20 minutes googling why it isn't working trust me its time to sleep and reboot.4
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IBM Websphere Application Server... the fact that that needs to be install for other middleware to run makes me irrate my balls with a grinder...
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I was finally able to fix this other persons code when I accepted the fact that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing1
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Despite the fact that its 2016, Visual Studio still can't seem to handle filepaths greater than 255 characters...1
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Fun fact: In 2020, there are still companies out there with full-blown web apps using CGI (yeah, remember? /cgi-bin?).20
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!rant
Dont know if it's the fact that I feel good about my life situation right now, or because of the good weather or just the fact that I had 4 shots of espresso for breakfast but I'm full of good vibes -
The moment you realise you are in fact clicking the mock up .gif and have been for some time. Time to go home1
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Just figured out an interesting fact ..
While learning to code it sometimes gets complicated to differentiate between learning and copying codes..2 -
My proctor accused me of copying from my classmate's work, but in fact, I'm the one who taught that shit how to create a fucking program.1
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If you're having a bad day, think about the fact that BuzzFeed reporters have PGP keys for confidential tips4
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/*
* It gets a little complicated here (note the fact I'm actually using a multiline comment for once...)
*
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New job. "Wtf" code.
I can see my performance review being hampered by the fact that I'm not intimate with this mess.2 -
#CloudStories
If its not working, try to open all ports on security group. You can then also give your home keys, your address and credit cards details to some random, homeless guy.3 -
Yes ! @Julien00859, first time we met we talked about the fact I should start programming in Python.2
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Not consistently git comitting (and pushing to repo). Sometimes I wonder if I'm in fact a masochist.2
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The fact that there are still new websites made with wordpress proves that as a species we are a case of hopeless masochists.3
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I can't get over the fact that Stephen Hawking passed away
"...may you keep flying like superman in microgravity..."
https://twitter.com/NASA/status/...1 -
Settling with the fact that you will start with 15-20 game changing ideas, but in the last will complete only 1-2(read 0)
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Only found this out after the fact, but an almost total lack of authorisation checks in an exposed API has got to be up there.
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What keyboard do you use on your phone?
Considering the fact that the companies that made them may be spying on you?3 -
Fun fact: if your tweet contains the word “Mastodon”, it will be automatically marked as sensitive content.
https://mas.to/@TimH/...13 -
I wonder if IBM is aware of the irony in the fact that their application server is literally past tense?
#was -
Just spent a lot of development hours today! Quite more than routine! Not even tired because had great sync with the partner dev! Cheers!
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A funny quote and almost a true fact.
"Understanding closures, is like when Neo sees The Matrix for the first time".
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froceRtl instead of forceRtl wasted 3 hours of my time, not sure who to blame, Javascript and the fact it takes any damn name, or the fact I was too blind to notice it, or the fact VS Code stood there laughing :\2
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Fun Fact: It's physically impossible to run a .bat script on a remote Windows machine as admin from a Visual Studio post-build event.6
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Gonna miss a deadline. Not sure if the fact that I'm insisting on writing unit tests, or the fact that I wrote only 4, is sadder.
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Anyone else get a real kick out of the fact that Microsoft has their own version control, but they still use Git for Windows?6
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TIL when shortcuts say "Mayús" (like, "Ctrl. + Mayús + I") in Spanish, it is not actually "Bloq. Mayús" (Caps Lock) but Shift.
I don't know which one is weirder, if the fact itself or the fact that I discovered it after more than 15 years using computers in Spanish. And shortcuts.1 -
brethren momentum is better than bruh moment
that is a fact
damn i really should get some sleep
fuck5 -
HP Fortify is utter bullshit vaporware and the fact that it has any influence on my development cycle is soul crushing.1
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Fun fact: devDucks and their capes are all sold out, and chances are they’re not getting back in stock.3
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FACT: The amount of problems you encounter with a project is inversely proportional to how close you are to finishing it.
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Do you know the "Boobs Bonus"?
For example, in an IT School, if your project group have at least a girl, your group have some bonus points on your notation ... I hate this for many reasons 😡!!!
Teachers deny & hide this fact because it's now a "tradition"2 -
Fact about Game Development.
1.You think of the best game dev idea ever.
2.You spend months or even years on that game.
3.After some time, You discover that the idea you had got has been used by a famous game.
4.And you die inside repeatedly.2 -
Screw our credit card processor so hard. The powers that be decided to sign with them because their rates were better. That's it. Never mind the fact that they don't make/work with mobile readers, which we need. Never mind the fact that their app is trash and is lacking basic features. Never mind the fact that their support is non-existent. Never mind the fact that when I request a new POS machine, I don't hear back for 6 months, and have to follow up again only to find they forgot about it. Never mind the fact that their POS machines can't handle 2 merchants like our ancient, "out-dated" one could, and so we need to spend double the money and have 2 POS machines sitting on the counter. Never mind the fact that their website is trash and lacks basic functionality. Never mind the fact that I cannot manage our user list (which changes CONSTANTLY), or even VIEW IT. I need to email them for all of this, and they may or may not respond. Never mind the fact that I'm going to spend my entire Friday scrolling through thousands of transactions, looking for one specific one, because their website doesn't even allow me to search for a specific transaction amount. Never mind all of that. Slightly lower rates, baby!1
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The fact that affinity designer,photo is better than Adobe illustrator , Photoshop affinity is killing the game1
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Fun fact about JavaScript: it's a... bit inconsistent. For example, functions like Array.map, Array.reduce, Array.sort don't mutate the array, but Array.unshift does, and returns array's length after the element was added.5
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The fact that I might have to repeat my maths module is crippling my brain right now,even while I'm trying to do some programming.
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Here's a fun fact (which actually will be accompanied with a source) about node.js. When you import or require a module it will be imported as a singleton. Or put another way, ```export const Foo = { };``` is one of the simplest* and most readable singletons you can have in that runtime. And of course here's the thing you always should be asking for when people make a claim like this https://nodejs.org/api/...
So why write this? Well some of you might feel inclined to write a medium (or other) post about "design patterns in Javascript" where you basically just translate the GOF book from Java to Javascript and now you have something that isn't just awkwardly translated Java code! -
More than the fact of Salesforce being down, what really affects me is not knowing what's happening...1
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It took 8 million years for a monkey to evolve into a man. But still, a monkey went to space before a man.
-The Internet2 -
The fact that the Wordfence plugin exists kind of admits to everyone WordPress is not very secure in the first place...
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Is there some site or app that has something similar to a quick fact of the day strictly related to computer science ?
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The fact that if something doesn't work it's most likely due to my idiocy..
Debugging is quite depressing and awesome at the same time -
The fact that i'm not even able to use a library (jQuery Form builder) correctly and that i'm very impatient 😢3
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The fact that Spark web ui let you go beyond year 200'000 ad on the job planning view is quite concerning
:/
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I love the fact that Windows Malware Protection is wasting up all my CPU and I cannot open the freaking task manager or terminal.1
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on serious node!
is nodejs overhyped, irrespective of the fact that now you only need to learn one language as full stack developer!!3 -
What's your opinion on the fact that some companies take the live coding round of the interview on Google docs?2
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